Lololol I think this bloke’s being serious
Why would having it be in a vest be useful, so it’s concealed until you’re really close? Like, it’s a fucking nuke, it’s not like you need to get in particularly close for it to have the intended effect.
Like, he’s just mashing the image of a suicide bomber in with the fear of nukes to strike as many “panic! danger! scary!” notes as possible.
A tactical nuke within a nuclear bunker could be useful if you wanted to target people important enough to be in that bunker? Perhaps he had the thought of doing such…
so would any explosive device, or chemical agent, or two smaller assassins in a trench coat. If they do go the nuke vest route, I hope they put a bunch of light graphics on it to be really edge lord and scary with it
Maybe JD wants a nuclear death though.
he wants to be able to visit the local gloryholes whenever he wants and not be judged by which side he is on
Sure they could buddy… sure they could.
Just Dumb fails to acknowledge the fucked up US healthcare system is deadlier to Americans than the stupid shit that developed in the vacuum between his ears.
Another retread of the Iraq war. They scared us with “dirty bombs” and man pack nukes back then too.
Every nuke can be considered a suicide bomb. Ffs get this guy out of any kind of position making decisions.
Normally I get angry at these pathological liars but this lie is so absurdly stupid that it’s actually funny.
Imagine someone driving their van to a parking lot near the white house and then going “Welp, better strap on my suicide nuke that will obliterate the entire city. I see no other way of doing this.”
I mean, people do strap on conventional explosive vests and set them off in crowds. That is not the absurd part.
I think their point is that the van was a much easier storage vessel, with room and penetration power. Getting out of the van and walking 30 feet has miniscule change on the effects of a munition that’s blast radius and fallout are so large.
The entire idea of a vest/backpack/portable device would be more so you can get behind enemy lines by say parachute or such. Although there is no point of a parachute as you don’t need to cushion your fall, and no need of the person if someone was already letting you leave said flying device.
Ah, I missed that point.
That’s because thats the only way it can work with low power explosives slapped together by some group with limited resources.
He should make one and demonstrate how it would work.
Quick, get Jack Bauer on the case!
I heard they’re developing a new Shahed bomb that can blow up a church and rebuild it into a mosque.
Why does anyone care what the VP thinks? His job requires him to be hosting a book club or at a state funeral or something.
It is fun to mock dumb people like him
American civilians killed by Iran made nuclear slingshots and slippping on nuclear banana peels.
Won’t be so funny when you fall and split your pants (nuclear-style).
I will fall face first into a nuclear cream pie
“Vance says” is like when my 3-year-old blames everything on the cat. Who ate all the nesquik Jonathan, was it the cat, or was it you with nesquik on your face? Who can say.
No, see, a raccoon busted in here. He said, he said to me, “that nesquik is mine, Jonathan”, he said, and then he ate it all, didn’t even mix it with the milk, just ate it powdered, then the raccoon smeared some on me and said, “Jonathan, this is now your fault mwahaha” and ran off!
When will this lying sack of shit starting painting his face orange?
His tongue is already stained orange
That was an image I definitely didn’t need
Well done, it takes a lot to make me gag
A new American tradition: all incoming Presidents must paint their entire body orange
Nah, not their entire body, that would look too natural
you cant make a nuke that small
backpack? yes. vest? probably not.
Not with that attitude.
