Inversion days in the Salt Lake valley were so dystopian while I was there.

At this point, maybe just leave it there?

Stop bragging, not all of us can splash out the cash to upgrade from 386. :(

Damn, that was the tightest glory hole I’ve ever visited.

No Country for Old Muppets

Got 'em.

It’s still punishable by death! Not legally, officially, but very much in reality!

No, but Julia Roberts and Meryl Streep will win hella Oscars playing the plucky white women who “take them down.”

I like making my own preserves, jams, jellies.

I’m just one man with one jar, but it makes me happy.

Loads of goo? I can count on you!

I don’t care if they’re teeny tiny crushed nuts, smooth as a baby’s bottom, or really roughing up my mouth. Just get em in there!

You’re always picking fights like this!

ryan.gosling.stan should understand better than most that love also numbers among life’s hardships.

Also, I’ve been there. You don’t have to believe me. I know what I saw.

Hollywood Homicide, apparently.

Introducing the new Ford Edge

“MAKE! ME! ROOOO-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OOOOOLLS!”

Thank you.

I’m starting to think they’re all talk and don’t even know any awesome secret niche sites.