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Cake day: June 26th, 2023

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  • so weird little quirk of american politics. no one actually knows what wartime powers the president has access to since we never withdrew our declaration of war or signed any peace treaty for the Korean war. it’s how the american military apparatus has been, legally, allowed to be employed in weird bullshit like the gulf war. it’s just one of those loopholes both sides left open in case they wanted to use it, and then a fascist, to no one who pays attention’s surprise, leapt right through the loophole.








  • “get away from me, gay thoughts!” pete hegseth said, running out of the tattoo parlor after getting more white supremacist ink. “i don’t want to suck the tattoo artists dick,” he told the gay thoughts.

    “but i’m sure it’s an excellent dick. just the right girth and length to tickle your tonsils while hurting your jaw that perfect amount you like,” said the gay thoughts.

    “i’m a competent heterosexual male! stop doing this, gay thoughts,” hegseth exclaimed as he opened the door to his cerakoted olive green cybertruck. “i got where i am through merit and i definitely enjoy having sex in my wife’s vagina, as well as those interns i… um… what was it my lawyer said to say? pleasured as a surprise, yes that was it”

    “straight men don’t have to work this hard to convince themselves they’re straight, pete”