“it’s Headley!”

Good thinking, it’s a marathon not a race. You’ve got to start off slow.

Les Shroud taught me that 90% of survival is just waiting around trying to find something to eat or do.

Also, don’t drink pee pee.

Why bother with banality when you’ve got technology?

I can’t help but feel that this would be far more popular than palm reading, if it were to ever take off.

Out with friends and family at a major tourist location, looking to escape the heat during the afternoon lull. A small shop window with mystic anus(i/es) painted across the window.

With one of those glass balls and a good light source I bet you could make it into a collaborative experience. Comparing asshole creases and talking about life and your hopes and dreams.

I remember opera having a text only mode back in the day.

I wouldn’t mind seeing how bad the withdrawal is.

But isn’t a residential grid just another form of socialism?

Is it really worth the investment from government?

Obviously depends on where you live, but factor in climate change and ever increasing demand with decades on neglect…

You may want to consider upping your fiber.

Man, I loved Frog and Toad.

Already a line…

Look at fancy pants, planning to die inside like a millionaire.

It really makes sense, if you think about it

I remember when the first result was worth reading.

God I miss surfing

I’ve heard that people try to marry their parents… or people like them rather.

I see some truth in that sometimes

It does seem like it’s positioned to replace search engines

I’m just not sure I trust a woman to make good decisions, you know?

I’m not one to wear tin foil hats, but I think if I wanted to obliterate a society, I’d focus on the family.

All of these ideas are literally the best things I ever heard.