Prosecutors pointed to the guns, ballistic vests, and trauma first-aid kits they brought as evidence of malicious intent.

Didn’t police also bring those things … ?

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No ambiguity this time. They know they’re going over there to die for oil.

Not a good idea. Police shoot dogs for fun. Y’know … “The labrador wagged its tail at me! I feared for my life!”

So it missed Iran completely?

The puck it is!

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“Y’know, Earl, I never had a fetish for grannies or pancake tits until I started this job. But five years in … ?”

Then maybe he should get a real job. Or start selling some of the ‘contraband’ he ‘confiscated’ from people (otherwise known as the TSA side hustle).

Yes, but describing multiple things.

If sitcoms taught me anything early on in life, it’s that lies are just too much trouble to keep track of.

Attention seeker. Loudmouth. Bigot. Gum model.

Your pliers vs the pliers she tells you not to worry about.

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Boobs is plural.

“Elect me, and I’ll clean up your shit!”

I will say this for Trump, he figured out that he can just say, “Yeah, nah” to any authority that tries to stop him, or enforce laws against him. “Don’t feel like accepting your judgement today … old Miss Universe episodes are on, my McDonalds just arrvied, and Lindsey’s gonna give me a wank while I eat”.

Noooo!

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