How much spanking do you need that it requires THREE mistresses???
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Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.worldto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•J.D. Vance, Not That One, Gets 2 Years in Prison for Threatening the Vice PresidentEnglish
2·2 days agoSomeone check the couches for DNA!
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•J.D. Vance, Not That One, Gets 2 Years in Prison for Threatening the Vice PresidentEnglish
2·2 days agoYa know…from that perspective? Mans got a point!
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•J.D. Vance, Not That One, Gets 2 Years in Prison for Threatening the Vice PresidentEnglish
11·2 days agoAre we sure it wasn’t one of the 34x he was convicted?
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•J.D. Vance, Not That One, Gets 2 Years in Prison for Threatening the Vice PresidentEnglish
11·2 days agoDon’t forget the part where he’s a pedophile! Most people look down on that.
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•One man's trash is another man's garbage
1·2 days agoAgree on 1998, disagree on second best.
1995 was second best.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•One man's trash is another man's garbage
152·2 days agoI don’t want to sound like I support ANYTHING about Windows 11, because I don’t.
That being said, take your clothes off, I’ll tie you to this torture rack I keep in my basement, and I’ll get you to reevaluate what fear really means.
Hey, are you ticklish?
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•One man's trash is another man's garbage
4·2 days agoI’m partial to 1998. That’s my favorite one.
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News@lemmy.world•Librarians and Publishers Alarmed as Tennessee Libraries Shut Down for GOP 'Book Purge'
30·2 days agoNo no no. You’re not understanding. Nothing about the word “illegal” has changed.
It’s consequences for the out groups, and privilege for in groups. Now if someone ELSE did it, THEN the police could arrest them!
See? It’s not complicated!
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•And my premature ejaculation is the shortcoming!?
15·2 days agoI mean, have you SEEN Spiderman 3? You’re not wrong!
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•And my premature ejaculation is the shortcoming!?
23·2 days agoThis is why he hates your propriatary blend of internet…
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•And my premature ejaculation is the shortcoming!?
282·2 days agoHey! Whoa! That’s not fair! Like 65% of us CAN read above a 6th grade level.
And in person it’s easy to tell who the idiots are. They wear red hats with white text.
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Walmart exec: ‘I’ve never believed in the term work-life balance’—this is the mantra that made her highly successful insteadEnglish
22·2 days agoDo you not gly GuineaAir? Who do YOU fly with? Spirit??? Pssshhhhh!!!
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.worldto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Walmart exec: ‘I’ve never believed in the term work-life balance’—this is the mantra that made her highly successful insteadEnglish
21·2 days agoPrisoners get paid. It’s like $0.08 an hour or some shit, but they get paid. And the funds are used exclusively to buy temporary products like toothpaste, and deodorant.
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Elon Musk Blames Jeff Bezo’s Ex, MacKenzie Scott for the “Decline of Western Civilization”English
8·3 days agoProtist and Medium.com engage in flame war!
…did I do it? Did I do the clickbate? Did number 7 shock you?
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Technology@lemmy.world•Windows 11's adoption is much slower compared to Windows 10, claims DellEnglish
291·3 days agoOh, I can think of a few reasons.
You know it’s bad when even I switch to linux. I don’t understand linux. I literally back up my entire hard drive everytime I attempt to do ANYTHING. Because I WILL screw up my whole system to the point it won’t boot. I’ve done it many times over the coarse of the past year.
Then I gotta spend a whole day waiting for things to restore from backup. And then whatever I WAD trying to do, still isn’t done.
That has been my experience using linux this past year.
But Windows 11? No.
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.worldto
Technology@lemmy.world•Lawmakers Want to Ban VPNs—And They Have No Idea What They're DoingEnglish
314·3 days ago…really hoping this comment is dripping with sarcasm.
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.worldto
Technology@lemmy.world•Lawmakers Want to Ban VPNs—And They Have No Idea What They're DoingEnglish
62·3 days agoLawmakers
Want to Ban VPNs—And They HaveNoIdeaWhatThey’re Doing






I thought it meant that his girlfriend died.