I mean, it was inevitable.

Even if you follow and believe his line of logic about Biden in 2022, saying Biden is too old, then you have to ALSO follow the logic that trump is 2 years younger than Biden. Which means by 2024 trump is the same age that Biden was “too old to be president”.

Our last president who didn’t qualify for AARP left office in 2017.

Because you’re taking him at face value.

He knows that fentanyl isn’t a nuke. He knows that. But by saying it, and by not having anyone to stop him from saying it, he gets to get away with saying it.

That doesn’t make him stupid. That makes him evil.

I’ll simplify the situation. It’s like when you’re in elementary school, and the class bully grabs your wrist, and hits you with your own hand.

Then asks “why are you hitting yourself?”

The bully knows what he’s doing. Normally this is when the teacher steps in to stop it. But what if the teacher didn’t exist? And what if instead of a classroom, it was the whole world?

The bully isn’t stupid enough to think you’re just being self destructive. The bully gets off on the fact that he’s having fun with no one to stop him.

And that’s where we are with trump. A schoolyard bully with no oversight to stop him. And oh yeah, by the way, he also dictates the biggest military on the planet. With argueably the biggest stockpile of nukes.

…what if I WANT a big titty goth gf?

Smart TV OSes help TV-makers stay afloat in an industry with thin margins on hardware. Not only do they provide ad space, but they also give OS operators and their partners information on how people use their TVs—data that is extremely valuable to advertisers.

I turn my tv on, turn it to whatever channel, and then I just go about my business. I even leave the house. Go to work. Ect.

So if I had a smart tv, I they would get info like “oh, he’s been watching tv for 36 hours straight…”

Meanwhile, I may have watched 3 hours combined at different times.

Oh, you want to pay these companies more money, because more people are watching? Ok…but I’m not even home. I’ve been at work for 5 hours. I just turn the TV on so it looks like someone is home.

Who is this guy? I feel like I’m missing context here.

The wolf ate parts 1 and 2. He was hungry like the wolf!

That city has been lost forever!

I wish I had the optimistic happy vibes of Bob Ross.

Instead I have the cynical outlook of George Carlin.

Oh my god! That is hilarious! I should post this on Comic Strips!

…wait.

Please stop being right.

Mark Hamil will always be THE definitive Joker.

I don’t know who voiced that version, but he’s my second favorite

Right??? And here’s the thing, people out of the loop who don’t read comics might think “Robin” is one character. It’s actually more like a title. There have been 4 different Robin’s. The one most people know is Dick Greyson, who grows up to be nightwing.

Now if it just happened once, fine. Maybe Dick Greyson showed some amazing promise as a crime fighter. And that idea would even be proven further by the fact that he grows up into an adult who still fights crime.

Sure.

But then why did Batman get 3 more Robins??? When they get too old to be Robin, he finds ANOTHER. And ANOTHER! AND THEN HE MAKES HIS OWN SON ROBIN!!!

Plus he works with the police, so he’s never held accountable??? No no no no no no. Nothing about this adds up as Batman being the good guy. It doesn’t even add up to him being A good guy.

I saw the OTHER post first, but it had 0 commrnts. This post was 3 down the list.

He got stabbed 22 times. Two years ago!

Two questions…

1. How is it I’m first hearing about this from a cartoon raccoon of all places.

2. HOW THE FUCK DID HE SURVIVE GETTING STABBED 22 TIMES???

Is this taken from that Christmas Story 2 movie that I never watched?

This one is on Santa! Who gives a child a chainsaw???

5/7

Found Mick Foley!

With Yoshi coins?

…I still don’t get it.