Unless they have to drive to you during rush hour. Then it’s sex work with traffic.

Thats why baseball games in the 1800s were much longer.

Ha ha ha ha…ha…

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Of all the states, I wasn’t expecting Washington.

Alabama? Sure.

Mississippi? I can see that.

Georgia? Yeah, ok.

Washington? Of all the states, WASHINGTON??? Oh god damn…

Mama said, mama said!

C’mon man. That would have been sufficient in 2015. We’ve moved on to so much bigger things since then.

We also would have accepted “Racist in the tulips”.

Ew. Please don’t make me envision his bowel movements. This is exactly why I don’t watch the news. There’s nothing but shit on it.

No no. Keep them. Add a webcan for streaming, and charge money to watch

I know some people who shoot and hunt their own venison. Some people moved over to butcher shops. But no one is finding roadkill and saying “oh man, I gotta get in on that”

I work at an major airport. We have human sized roombas that just drive around scrubbing the floors.

There is no rhyme or reason to where they go. They coild be going in a straight line, and then no reason cut in front of you. Or spin 360 a few times just spinning in circles.

Or just abuptly stop, and then start zigzagging.

Point is, I do not want these robo cleaners to be car sized, car weight, car fast, and also, hackable.

I absolutely believe it. I live off a major street. This street passes through a residential area. It has many cross streets every few seconds.

The speed limit through the residential area drops to 25.

People drive through at 80mph. Not exaggerating. I avoid the main road, especially at night when the roads are clear. Never know when nothing will be happening, totally quiet, and then ZOOOOOOOOM a car from 2 miles away nearly runs you over before you see it.

Why did you capitolize “Spirit”? Are you saying they have a more generous fledgling budget airline than you do?

Seriously, how is Spirit still around? They’re like the radioactive cockroach of the aviation industry.

Good grief. Some of these games have been on the Internet longer than I have been alive.

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God damn, I’m old…

Pro tip. Go to the laundromat. They have 75gallon machines. You can do a whole months worth of laundry in 1 go for a whole family. 30 minutes wash, 30-60 minutes dry. 1 afternoon, clothes for a month.

Or do drop off service, which costs 10x more, but you don’t have to do anything. Some even pickup/deliver

I’m a millenial. I kind of use those services. Not really.

2 years ago I moved into my apartment. I would come home, and see a bag of food delivery in the lobby.

So I would go up to my apartment, think nothing of it.

Then I’d take out my trash at 6am, and see it still sitting there. One day I checked the tag. Delivered 8pm the day day before.

It kept happening. Different apartments, delivery anywhere between 3pm and 10pm. I’d come home from work at 1am, and it still would be there.

Eventually I just started checking the tag, and if it’s been more than 2 hours, fuck it. Free dinner for me!

I still don’t get why these delivery drivers won’t deliver to the apartment door, always leaving food in the lobby. I also don’t get why the customers who paid for their food don’t come get it.

Either way, roughly once every 2 weeks, I have free dinner.

threatens you with a tickle fight

Yes.

I had cancer at 40.

Had.

They made me do it 2 years ago. I’m 42.