• dan1101@lemmy.world
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      10 hours ago

      The likely reality is these aren’t attractive people you want to have sex with.

    • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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      20 hours ago

      "Hey honey, sorry about the late night call. I just wanted to check in to say I love you.

      Hey, on an unrelated note, there is an orgy happening in my room. Like 13 people have DEMANDED to suck my dick since I checked in. And so far 3 women have had strapons. You know I can’t last here! You KNOW how easily I submit to strong women with strapons! Ok, love you byeeeeee, mistress chloe is calling from down the hall…"