

Damn who started cutting onions in here?
Damn who started cutting onions in here?
And that’s how the Warlock started multiclassing into Bard
Kinda sounds like the opening to a hominid Law & Order show
In the law of the jungle … if one chimp wants to try to horde 100 bananas and not share them, all the other chimps will attack the one greedy chimp and take all the bananas.
These are their stories. dun dun
That’s the conclusion I came to upon seeing this previously. She knows what she’s doing.
When masturbation’s lost its fun you’re fucking lonely
Is this really gore? It’s just a prompt to update Windows. It even tells you right there, this is “normal”.
I guess I missed whatever the bottle flipping thing was?
I’ll have the rump roast
And here I thought Alcazar meant deceptive shapeshifting alien
Random Access Maiming
backslash in front of the open parenthesis to avoid the “autocorrect” to ®
\(R)
= (R)
You wouldn’t download a car joke
Not to ruin the joke but because it is important to know, in most areas you can text 911 though calling is still recommended