TIL too. I just checked it and apparently Billie Eilish and Indian Cricket Team are top in my recommends. I’m indifferent to Billie Eilish and I don’t watch cricket.

Oof lol

Bang on the stall wall and tell them to give you their toilet paper

Human bean

Pink one was cute 😍

Be the change you wish to see in the world. Kill an archduke out front of your local sandwich shop.

They both have very little to do with the Epstein files.

“No networked computers!” Colonial fleet high command standing orders

Indonesia wasn’t a nation state until 1945. They were, in a roundabout way, a product of postwar decolonisation.

I didn’t think about it until now but yeah you Americans should be more diligent about food standards and safety now that the standards and consequences for corporate negligence are so low. You wouldn’t want to end up in hospital…

Keep trying, fellas!

If you’re driving, why are you also riding the bus?

Ohh, school pick up lines as in, a line of cars picking up students. Not pick-up lines, like “Hey baby, can you show me where music class is, cause I feel like playing in A minor.”

“I am never gonna financially recover from this.”

Nah it gets electricity for free from the outlet and sells it to the device.

How about a goldfish?

My youth prepared me for this and my post-schooling education helped me minmax for it.

My new car is a 2025 model, but it’s an Indian made Japanese Kei car so the interior is super basic. and it has large, infinitely spinning knobs for temperature and fan strength, and a digital temperature readout. I really like them.

When the temp was cold in the morning but now it’s hot, I spin those dials like wheel of fortune to the left and immediately set the AC to cold and fast. No repeated button presses.

The only downside is that it doesn’t have one of those knobs for music volume.

Keep the tip 😉