How I look when I ask chatgpt for the 723rd time how much water to use in the rice cooker even though the booklet is right there and I make rice 3 times a week:

Homemade mortars have a very high CEP but thankfully, data centers have a large footprint.

Where’s the abortionarium?

You need very high ceilings to hang the gibbets

Milking puddle?

Scritting - when the haemies flare up real good

But… but I declared that we were clean on opsec!

I bet it toasts up real good tho

Slendersquatch

He just n eds to get a grip

Unless you’re the government, then the issue is just that it works

Necks Minit…

Pretty sure profs get fired for any unprofessional dealings with a student.

Ethnic Cleansing

Where do you get stock images of a person crying in an outdoor shower, anyway?

(Don’t worry, I’m not going to use them without copyright, it’s purely for a sex kink)

I can’t look at this guy and not think about Tom Haverford in Parks and Rec, particularly in his imperative behaviour to impress and talk himself up rather than be competent at his job.

Friends with (financial) benefits.

Kinky

The antihero of Nicole the fediverse chick, who just wanted to be friends.