Some of the best comedies are very hard to laugh at.

Whom amongst us can say they have not sent a lunchtime wank vid to the city attorney of North Dakota?

You know India and China aren’t really besties, right?

And presumably, you mate?

El trabajo libera.

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TIMECUBE!

Id hate to experience a vaccum with friction.

I design software, another guy builds it, then I test it. I seem to have a really good intuition for ferreting out the edgiest of edge cases and generating bugs. Pretty sure he hates my guts.

The electric taco

“And the tree had no fruit on it, and I was a bit hangry, you know, so I cursed it, and bro, no word of a lie, that fig tree straight up died.”

Mathew 21: 18-19

I never use /s. /s is the training wheels of online comments. /s is for cowards. Ride or die baby!

If anyone takes me seriously, it’s their own damn fault.

Just prove you’re not a pedo and they will leave you alone.

Cyborg sandworm

It’s a survival crafting game where players help each other survive the world with mutual cooperation, kind words and absolutely no Nazi or racist behaviour.

I read that in Jean-Ralphio’s voice

When things go right, when things went wrong, or when nothing interesting happened

I drank to celebrate, to commiserate, and to disassociate.

And angry.

Fucking horse in the background 💀