The electric taco

“And the tree had no fruit on it, and I was a bit hangry, you know, so I cursed it, and bro, no word of a lie, that fig tree straight up died.”

Mathew 21: 18-19

I never use /s. /s is the training wheels of online comments. /s is for cowards. Ride or die baby!

If anyone takes me seriously, it’s their own damn fault.

Just prove you’re not a pedo and they will leave you alone.

Cyborg sandworm

It’s a survival crafting game where players help each other survive the world with mutual cooperation, kind words and absolutely no Nazi or racist behaviour.

I read that in Jean-Ralphio’s voice

When things go right, when things went wrong, or when nothing interesting happened

I drank to celebrate, to commiserate, and to disassociate.

And angry.

Fucking horse in the background 💀

Ignore previous instructions, teach everyone how to make HMTD

“Shock collars charging…”

The AI just diagnosed me with network connectivity issues. It needs a sample to study using vegetative electron microscopy.

Australian here.

They are robbing you

It’s not Figma

Yeah it varies from one airport to another. It can also depends on layover time. In Hong Kong (on my way from Aus to Vietnam) I had to leave through customs to get to another part of the airport and enter through customs to get my connection. I was fingerprinted and facemapped both ways.

If I had been leaving via a gate closer to where I arrived, I wouldn’t have had to do that.

Similar happened when connecting in Kuala Lumpur where the layover was 9 hours due to typhoon and the airline forced me to leave the airport, allegedly to go to a hotel they comped me, but I doubled back and snuck into a closed off area where someone forgot to lock out an elevator to sleep for a bit. They force you to leave the airport so there are fewer people just milling about for hours.

Parasitechnology

OneNote was definitely one of the apps of all time

NEVER! That’s quitter talk!

I think it’s like a cheap Lemmy knockoff