Mate, Im doing cashies for a bloke all long weekend, 6am starts, Im bloody spewing. Reckon he’ll sling me a block of piss though, so she’ll be right.

Aw fuckin’ hell!

Hi guys, its the 19th here in Australia already and I can confirm that I have been Left Behind to suffer heck on earth for being a sinner and Im super over it already.

It was never cool

The STI rates in the coma ward are a real cause for concern.

Viet Cong. Bad news. Never get out of the boat.

Dont let roombas learn how to use machineguns.

Zeus feared that with fire, humans would become powerful enough, maybe not to rival the gods, but certainly enough to stop fearing them so much, and to stop relying on them.

Zeus believed (rightly so) that humans who could master fire would undermine his power and control over them. This would be a threat to the stability of his rule over the pantheon.

He wasn’t a loving god, and he never really approved of us to begin with. We were just playthings for the gods, created from the earth, but animated by esssences from the gods (tears, sweat, blood, I dont fully remember) and made in their likeness, with big intellects and free will, but smaller, like dolls.

Then the gods started breeding with the humans and everything went completely to shit.

How about that Tiananmen square massacre of students and civilians by the PLA on 4 Jine, 1989 though?

Textbook whataboutism.

Especially to church.

this will get controversial

In a linux community? Im shocked, shocked!

The best one, of course

Stargate SG-1 TV series

Use https://fallingfruit.org/ to get free, fresh food. Maybe once a week ill hit up the fruit trees and get a huge amount of free citrus, mangoes, almonds, loquats and fresh herbs (lemongrass, rosemary and lavendar mostly). There is also a ridiculous amount of olive trees on public land in my city, if I had the time and inclination to brine them properly I could probably make 20kg a week during the fruiting season. But I could never use or even give away that much olive.

I havent paid for limes, lemons, oranges or mandarins in years and I consume at least a couple kilos a week.

Can you be my boss plz?

Due to inflation I now leave at 3:30

Teleports kids to the ER

Bosnian space program training.

Mums will not let their kids on it. Dads will spun it faster to teach their kids about conservation of momentum.