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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 8 months ago

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  • Jo Miran@lemmy.ml
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    Me, a mixed race person of color who doesn’t sunburn or freckle, reading how all the white folk in the comments have the same mark.


    “Hmmm…I’ll be damned.”

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      It is now your duty to inspect all white people for this mark & care for the ones unlucky enough not carry it.

      This honor is not to be taken lightly, you are now a leader undertaking grave responsibilities.

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        So how many people knew about this shared freckle badge? I apparently am defective as I didn’t get stamped with it at birth, maybe my mom forgot to check that option at the dealership. Maybe this means I’m a reptilian or am a member of the illuminati. Or who knows maybe I sliced it off in my youthful escapades and shenanigans. Oh well, just another club I’m not a member of.

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          Well those of us who have the freckle have always known. Given that you do not have the freckle, I’m afraid that is all I can share.

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            Dam freckle cultists and your freckle secrets.

        • verity_kindle@lemmy.world
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          You’re cool, you can be in the club. We’re prolly all Illuminati minions anyways. ;)

    • meliaesc@lemmynsfw.com
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      Hate to break it to you. Im 100% Jamaican.

    • 2ugly2live@lemmy.world
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      New paper bag test just dropped

    • RogueBanana@lemmy.zip
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      I am not even white and I have it. Although it is a bit closer towards the wrist than this pic.

    • x4740N@lemm.ee
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      I am mixed race, half Indian and I have it

      • P4ulin_Kbana@lemmy.eco.br
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        Nice profile picture!

        • x4740N@lemm.ee
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          Thanks

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    • klemptor@startrek.website
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      Dude this pic could’ve waited until your poo was finished

      • A7thStone@lemmy.world
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        But then they wouldn’t be living up to their username.

      • DanglingFury@lemmy.world
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        Just be glad i wore my clean pair of boxers today

      • mortemtyrannis@lemmy.ml
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        Could it though?

    • Log in | Sign up@lemmy.world
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      Nice dick, bro.

    • Atrichum@lemmy.world
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      I hope the shutter sound was turned off

    • FreshLight@sh.itjust.works
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      deleted by creator

    • Tikiporch@lemmy.world
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      You went to the toilet just to take this photo. Don’t take it as a criticism, I would have, too.

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        No i was actually at work browsing lemmy on the toilet. Didn’t think it would hit this hard lol

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    At least in the USA, it’s probably due to having been alive long enough for sun damage to cause a freckle on the side of your body nearest the car window while driving.

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      I’m in the UK. We drive on the opposite side, freckle in the exact spot on my left arm, nothing on my right.

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        Oh dang. Good point.

    • Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      I mean… I’ve never driven a vehicle that didn’t have tinted windows (the heat reduction benefits are huge), but then the sun wants me dead anyway; I spent a week in a southern state and suddenly had freckles in places that never saw the sun.

      • Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works
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        We oldsters learned to drive in cars for which open windows were the only air conditioning.

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          Still don’t have the AC option in my current car.

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      I’ve had mine since before I started driving ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

      I noticed in my late teens I had a lot of freckles on the left side of my body and very few on the right, and I didn’t start driving until I was 22. I did spend 2 years in high school with a much darker tan on my right arm from hanging my arm out the window of a boyfriend’s car with no AC, but still have more left-arm freckles.

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      • feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world
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        In your forearm? It’s a freckle.

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    Not sure if this counts

    • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world
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      You’re more freckle than human.

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        He’s more ginger now than man; twisted and evil.

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          WHOAH! Are you sure you’re allowed to use that word?

          https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KVN_0qvuhhw

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        I’m one of the day walkers, blonde w/ freckles

    • sznowicki@lemmy.world
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      Cool watch

  • THCDenton@lemmy.world
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    Which one are we talking about here?

    • The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldOPM
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      Check out this overachiever

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  • beerclue@lemmy.world
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    Dude…

    • tfw_no_toiletpaper@lemmy.world
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      Like solving where is Waldo

    • GBU_28@lemm.ee
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      Got a lil tzeetch on ya

  • RIPandTERROR@sh.itjust.works
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    Scared gay panicking

    • SendMePhotos@lemmy.world
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      Oh that one is a gay freckle

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        You can tell because it’s round, not straight 🧐

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      Ok serious question: how does your arm look gay? I’m intrigued and confused

      • RIPandTERROR@sh.itjust.works
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        Oh I meant I’m gay and panicking 😂

        • ɐɥO@lemmy.ohaa.xyz
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          this world needs more gay arms

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            I dunno man. That could lead to a gay arms race.

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              Ah, a gay arms race. An important goal of the Gay Agenda for some time now…

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    I have it. This is sorcery.

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    ITT: .world’s image hosting costs are doubled

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    Dont you guys remember? We were all there. That’s where they put the bees in.

  • cmder@lemmy.world
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    Why ?

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      Edit: it’s faint, but it’s there

      • The_Cunt_of_Monte_Cristo@lemmy.world
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        Sir, this is a leg.

        • gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works
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          Sir this is my arm. I wear a wristwatch, not an anklewatch.

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            A wristwatch that you can’t take off. With GPS and geofencing.

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              It’s an automatic - purely mechanical

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                Oh so like those dog collars where they have to put the stakes in the ground to set the boundary zone?

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                  How would that even work with a non-electronic clockwork mechanism?

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          this made me cry laugh

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        Harambe?

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          He is risen

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            😏

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        Imposter! edit: nvm I see the proof now!

    • The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldOPM
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      Generational secret

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      It’s how the government stops foreign mind control signals from interfering with domestic signals. Kinda like a SIM card for the governments.

  • Wugmeister@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    What the fuck why is this correct

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      Because almost everyone has a fuckin random ass freckle somewhere.

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      This is exactly how I use tarot! It’s not a magical technique of divination, it’s a collection of targeted vagueries that help your brain frame a concept in a way you wouldn’t naturally conceive. You make the answers, tarot is just the conceptual equivalent of picking up an object and inspecting it to figure out what it is.

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          For me, meditation is basically useless for anything outside of self diagnostic work. I can use it to figure out where a pain is coming from or how my guts feel but anything more emotional needs more prompting.

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      The way I see it, it’s just a form of therapy. People don’t walk in and sit silently, they talk about their problems and get vague reassurance that everything is going to be alright - or occasional advice when they’re way out of bounds

      I don’t think it’s unethical to do that, so long as you operate in good faith with good intentions

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    Why do you gather us like this bröther?

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      It’s for The Singularity. Creepio’s got us covered, relax.

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      Skin constellations

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    Wtf

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      Yeah just checked I have it too. What the fuck!

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