You could try reading the article

Congressional Democrats subpoenaed Epstein’s estate, then released them publicly

Loss Leader

…no

By “your content,” I meant putting in the effort to post shit to the fediverse

I really appreciate your content, but maybe let’s shy away from AI images in non-AI communities?

Touché

Not a very solid recruitment strategy, as it comes off as unprofessional. But then maybe that’s a good way to weed out the people who would expect compensation for their labor

Finally a non-profit dedicated to fighting human rights

Yes

I’m pretty sure the blatant age disparity is part of the joke, but you can be mad about it if that’s what you want to do

On the ides of the month of the first blue moon after the vernal equinox, obviously

Tim Burtis, the Republican legislature chairman, said there was a blue wave nationwide.

“I think that times are changing here, are far as the party goes,” he said. “Voters are sending us a message. So I think that’s been heard loud and clear.”

Please describe this message

Oh there you go again

That fraction back then was much smaller than it is today

Counter counter counterpoint: Nothing stopped anyone from continuing to use Windows 7

Counterpoint: Windows back then wasn’t as reviled as it is now. I also wonder how many of the people upvoting you ever even put their hands on one

“Shutdown pain” is awful right-wing spin. During previous shutdowns these things didn’t happen because the executive branch didn’t stop paying for them. The Trump Admin bears sole responsibility for choosing to do this

I had a Windows Phone and I loved it. Fight me.