Well I agree they’d be great but they’re definitely not Yale.

Well Harvard’s legal team has a pretty good chance of getting a one way ticket to CECOT if they don’t win.

I hope they know a good lawyer.

I thought Trump just said he was standing behind Hegseth.

She’s just covering for him she’s got that post-dicking look in her eyes.

Oh I was just trying to find a way to work that question about your dick into the conversation naturally.

They definitely weren’t crayfish.

I caught crabs in Nebraska.

I’m sorry it wasn’t the answer you were hoping for.

It insists upon itself.

Virginia is the worst state anyways.

I’m surprised he ended them instead of filling it full of NewsMax and OAN personalities.

Probably.

Even a broken clock is right twice a day everytime I see that breast I masturbate furiously.

That started off as a foot-long.

My crystal meth is one hundred percent organic and fair trade.

Maybe the alarm is too quiet.

It should have been in the headline.

I am beginning to think he’s not a great guy.