Oh fuck I thought this was a bird’s-eye view of somebody’s head
I need to go to bed
ugly bag of mostly water
don’t keep sweatin’ what I do 'cause I’m gonna be just fine
Oh fuck I thought this was a bird’s-eye view of somebody’s head
I need to go to bed
Could watch a thousand times: Grease.


Ugh I love the smell of lantana 💚
Classic Wormantha.
Sephora has a boatload of products. $60 isn’t unheard of for some things like skincare, but a $60 highlighter is likely to be a luxury brand like Dior, Westman Atelier, Guerlain, or Prada. And the difference between those and less expensive highlighters is that you’re paying for the brand name. For $30-40 you can get a mid-tier highlighter like Nars, ABH, or Rare Beauty that will still be beautiful and probably has more product per dollar than the luxury brand does.
For example: the ABH Glow Seeker highlighter is $40 for 11 grams which equals $3.64 per gram
And the Dior Forever Glow highlighter is $60 for 6 grams which equals $10 per gram
People can spend their money how they want but personally I’d never pay $60 for a highlighter.
It looks like she’s at the store trying the tester. $60 for a highlighter is legit insane though.
Lightly steamed with a little lemon juice, salt, and pepper.
It’s been a long time since I built a snow fort, but I was partial to the mason method. Of course there must be a snowball cache! Because I know my sister is lurking somewhere…
Wow! Are you interested in seeing snow in person someday, or nah?
Spidersloth, spidersloth
Does whatever a spidersloth does


I cannot believe we’re wasting taxpayer dollars on a ballistic hoagie attack.


Yet… if they’re unable to pay with SNAP because the funding is cut off, wouldn’t that law be inapplicable?


Annnnnny day now…


Ah, I see now - that’s a very good point!


If you re-read what I wrote, you’ll see that’s not at all what I’m saying. Regardless I’m done with this conversation because this:
I’m sorry to be pedantic
No you’re not.
is unnecessarily rude. Have a great day.


The person I was replying was “guaranteeing” that a 300lb person can lift at least 300lbs. I’m sure your father was strong but he was a professional gymnast. He’s an outlier. And genuinely, good for your dad - that’s great. But the vast majority of 300lb people aren’t super fit. They can’t all lift 300lbs and this is what I’m arguing. I’m not talking specifically about your dad, I’m replying to the other poster who was making a ridiculous generalization.


I’m sorry to be pedantic, but you said:
How much do you think a 300 lb person can lift? I guarantee it’s at least 300 lbs.
And I’m telling you it’s unlikely they can lift 300lbs. Deadlift, lunge, squat. Because that weight is in addition to the body weight they’re used to carrying. And even for bench, pull-up, or chin-up, they are unlikely to be able to complete even one rep because those require upper body and core strength, which are not naturally built just by dint of being obese.
We had Lace Bouquet: