Way ahead of ya friend.

I have a well and a reverse osmosis system, and the water is amazing. I’ve never had water that tastes so good.

I’ve had that - peach, prosciutto, and burrata with a balsamic glaze on a white pie. Delicious.

I absolutely would eat that.

Now you always say
That you want to be free

Whiskey. Over two decades later and I still can’t stand it.

I would love to chop it all off and rock short hair but that would look so dumb on me. Woe :(

Awww 🤍

Laughs in Aetna

I’m forced to use either CVS or ExpressScripts. I can get a one-off from somewhere else like Walgreens but chronic meds must be CVS or ExpressScripts.

CVS owns Aetna. 🙄

Dawwwww

Can it cure cankles?

If I were single and they* were secure, then sure. I really feel for a lot of trans people because I know the transition can cause a lot of insecurity. And that’s absolutely valid and I don’t want to be unfeeling about it, but at the same time I know myself and I don’t want a partner who is insecure and potentially overly emotionally needy, because I’m not good at providing that kind of support. So I’d be fine dating a trans person who is confident and secure, no matter where in the transition the person is.

* I say ‘they’ because I’m fine dating either men or women, not because I want to invalidate anyone’s gender :)

That’s because sighthounds have teeny tiny dried up corn kernels for brains :)

I call it the pizza bone.

Do you remember
The 21st night of September?
Love was changin’ the minds of pretenders
While chasin’ the clouds away

Sure. Let’s also designate grocery stores as terrorist organizations. Gyms. Maker spaces. Libraries. Gas stations. ‘Terrorist organization’ is a useless term now.

And remember:

Ugh I love the scalp massager 🤍

I booped all the greyhound snooooots 😍

I Love You Period

Terrifyin’!