It’s fucking discriminatory in my opinion and it has always made me uncomfortable filling out the blood donation paperwork.

We can reliably screen for HIV (all blood donations are) why the fuck are homosexuals discriminated against over this.

They don’t want their lemmy post demonetised.

I’d guess the hydraulic malfunctioned.

Chris! Is that a weed?! I’m calling the police!!!

Best you can hope for on bumble is a ‘hey’ from the woman.

That’s all they ever need to say, because again, it’s stacked heavily in favour of women so when they send 100 ‘hey 👋🏼’ messages they get 95 replies that have to carry the entire conversation. It sucks but that’s the reality.

PSA: If you’re a guy on a dating site and you reply with just “hey” or something similar to a lady then you’ve fucked up.

You get one shot at a semi-witty reply that may get her to smile before your reply is buried under 100 other guys also vying for her attention.

Just quickly read her profile and make some kind of riff off of it with an open ended question.

“Hey blahblah I saw you liked The Office, I’m more of a fan of working from home myself.

Also, why’s everyone seem to be looking for Jim? Who’s that guy?”

• TJ = Real estate Agent
• Gretchen = IT
• Vince = High School Coach
• Gus = Accountant
• Spinelli = graphic Designer
• Mikey = Shop assistant/aspiring playwright

Hate to break it to you, you’ve been drinking water made from something’s shit for as long as you’ve been alive.

Ahhh they are inextricably linked to a previous partner and you’re expected to become a parental figure if the relationship goes anywhere serious.

Some people (like me) really don’t want an instant family.

I take my hat off to those who don’t have kids but date parents; they are better people than I.

The particular industry that’s being nationalised is American flags produced for US government consumption. (The nationalisation part)

They’ve decided to legislate because they don’t like the optics of some foreign made products. (This isn’t an invisible hand; it’s opaque)

How is that justified in a supposedly capitalist society when China can produce flags of the same quality but at a cheaper price?

Edit: maybe protectionism is a better word than nationalise, end effect is the same; The government of a capitalist country is directly interfering with the market.

Capitalism. Until we don’t like particular ramifications of capitalism and then we legislate nationalisation of particular industries….because.

Truly the invisible hand of the market at work.

I care.

Kamala Harris is such a good candidate even Donald Trump financially supports her.

We formed a crowd, then BAM, they striked.

We should have seen this coming!!!

‘We are committed to maintain the highest standards…’

And ‘support’ is capitalised in the last sentence for no reason.

There’s two things wrong with their statement.

Did no one proof read this statement?

I am assuming it’s fake.

Because all mods are power tripping degenerates.

No reasonable person would do the job otherwise.

Now watch this comment get removed.

There are lots of reasons why this is a boon for trump but here’s one:

Failed assassination attempts make your political opponents impotent.

From this point forward in the campaign Biden has to hold trumps assassins accountable and use state resources to condemn the actions taken against trump. Effectively your opponent has to support you otherwise they look like they are consenting to the assassination attempt.

What can the Biden campaign really say to counter this narrative? ‘Hey you probably shouldn’t have invited violence because you’ll reap what you sow’ - that’s terrible strategy.

Instead they have to condemn all political violence, ensure trumps safety and effectively congratulate him for surviving.

Bad days for Biden’s campaign. No worthy challenger to Biden will take the mantle now.

Don’t forget about how through ‘the protection of God’ trump survived so the Christian vote can put him in office with a made up deity’s approval.

The Guardian is a trust structured entity. It doesn’t have any shareholders to appease.

The good ol Carolina Mop and Slop.

That’s not a euphemism.