he switched places. he won because he didn’t do this and pretended he understands people are suffering. now that he’s in power he doesn’t want to admit that so he’s doing the Democratic Party Special™ which is just to tell people their experiences and feelings are wrong and things are actually great which is why they fucking lose all the goddamn time. stupid move when mamdani wiped the floor with the entire elite class with his affordability message.
it says:
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just kidding.
here’s what I could read:
i am endless tree of time. i am become destiny. i still forget where i parked my car sometimes.
marriage is not an achievement and there’s a housing crisis. also looking to get something doesn’t mean you’re even close to getting it but whatever even if they did have those, it’s not in any way an indictment on you.
marriage doesn’t mean anything unless you have someone you want to be married to. the right time is when you’re ready to do it and it makes sense, not a specific age. if you’re a man, you’re even more free to wait as the societal pressure (or biological, if one wants kids) isn’t nearly as high as it is for women. not that it should be a deciding factor anyway for women but I’m just saying.
from what I’ve seen from people around me, being unmarried is infinitely better than marrying the wrong person.
take a breath, do right by yourself. 30 is ridiculously young to have “wasted your life”. lots of people find themselves in their 30s. as it is usually a time you start getting your shit together, now you will have an opportunity to actually think about what you want to do and how to do it.
I like the illustration. it’s like his head is exploding out of sheer stupidity
wow I actually could read that. so the eyesight is still pretty alright.
20 is a baby. 30 is a newly adult person. actually turning 30 didn’t do much for me but a delayed realization that I’m over 30 did wonders. I stopped feeling like a teenager who has to put up with drama, or the youngest person in the room who has to suffer people’s bullshit for no reason. huge weight lift from the shoulders.
funny you should mention bad faith
link to people rejoicing?
this calls for a celebration
“influential”—his “influence” was war crimes. He was a war criminal vice president.
mine was an actual heavy-ass switch. it felt like shutting down the power of an entire neighborhood.
what do you mean by that last point?
starts at 5mins at the top coz he’s talented but by the end they take around 15 just for the extra care he needed to take to progressively make it look shitty enough for each panel.
“define ‘sex’. no, wait… define ‘life’.”
piece of shit grabs her by the boob too
favorite part is the party that says we didn’t have pronouns back in the day is marked as “them”
nah most of the time he just overpromises… rarely has he delivered anything at all, and when he does it’s such a clusterfuck that the word underdeliver feels super generous.
the whole point of having autocorrect is for it to correct your mistakes. but definition you’re delegating decision making to your app. with that delegation the app maker would rather not get in trouble for not correcting someone’s intended duck and leaving it as a swearword. if you don’t want your app to decide where your fucks belong, turn off autocorrect.
or use something other than iOS. if anything my keyboard guesses I’m trying to swear too frequently now.
really? on Android i almost have the opposite problem. because my keyboard does learn from me, I have come close to using profanity (and straight up vulgarity) in very inappropriate situations.
whenever i hear/see the word tuppence i think of Thank Goodness You’re Here. which is not very often cause it happened once since I played the game and it was just now. but still.