they do it hoping you get larger tips for being attentive, because it’s not enough that you’re paying the restaurant; you need to subsidize the wages of their workers.

it feels very American to add sugar to bread. the land of deep fried butter.

if your readers realize they keep dry heaving whenever they click one of your articles you will soon have no more readers. that troglodyte looks like a lovecraftian sea monster. no one wants to see that.

it’s not just open world but also real-time!

not surprising since it’s crypto adjacent

no that’s lowertheageofconsentwolf

A requires B but B requires A so neither gets started.

I think Catch 22 is A requires B but B nullifies A so A is guaranteed to not get started.

but there’s no need to be that pedantic, casually speaking. people know what you mean when you say catch 22. we could also just say it’s paradoxical.

talk about feeling old… does Tetris no longer include this image?

I’m pretty sure that was after an update and the original release did not give a shit

that’s why bezos doesn’t conceal his demonic laugh

seen here being informed that an Amazon truck ran over a child

makes sense since gender is “software”

I use ddg, despite the horrible name it’s very useful for me. I’ve been thinking about kagi the paid search engine but haven’t committed yet.

why are you using google in 2024 grandpa

yeah I know, but that’s still information out there and if anyone’s reading it’s nice to clarify. I both clarified and situationally agreed with them.

oh no!!! they might even look like Margot Robbie!

I like your username

I’ve usually used “clear space” because that’s common with spaces around logos but i like respect distance. though I don’t know what people in general would think of it after social distancing being associated with a terrible period of our lives.

i was speaking generally, which is why I mentioned pages as well as screens. that’s more of a web design distinction; never really heard of padding in any other context.

but if you were to have a qr code on your website, you’re right, making it padding would make more sense since the border, real or imaginary, would be outside the quiet zone because it’s technically part of the code.

sounds like you’re wishing your back is gonna start hurting soon

oh god that thing is so ugly