I started off nonplussed but by the time I got to the end I was mildly amused.

Find someone who looks at you like she looks at that bag.

I will never understand engagement trolls.

So does sitting, after a while.

That is quite an impressive enema.

Nintendo Bad gets clicks.

It’s gonna take more than two to hold the shape for a couple thousand years.

Or it was until it got bumped. And then trying to adjust it back bumps another one. And so on. Then you think you have it right, sit down, and realize shit’s not level anymore.

And then a year later one of the panels dies, and you get handed a replacement with the same screen size but a different bezel size.

The path to zero fucks given is slow but steady.

I bet those towels have tons of nutrients.

Beyond lies “soaping while sobbing,” for the afflicted with a busy schedule.

Username checks out.

I liked BeOS

I never had the chance to use it but those tabbed title bars were slick.

you were maybe just drily reminding everyone that there are also feet.

That was it really. I was confused about the discourse myself lol.

There’s mystery? Women drive trucks all the time. They also, for the most part, have feet.

Pretty much. Same shit, different corn.

Could be feet.