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I’m not importing anything. What are you talking about?

Oh shit, that could work. “Post-partum abortion”. Guys, maybe we have something here.

The vast, VAST majority of physical letters that are sent out these days are mass mailers from corporations or hard copy documents. I’d be willing to bet that the average zoomer has probably sent less than 10 actual letters in their life.

It’s a public fucking service. It’s not supposed to be profitable. It was never intended to be profitable. Asking “but where’s the profit” about fucking EVERYTHING is literally the cancer that’s killing our civilization in general, and this country in particular.

Waiting for the prescription stims to kick

Wow so I guess this is the beginning of the process where they’re just gonna throw the most vociferous opposition politicians who aren’t old white men into Gitmo or something? Cool cool cool cool cool. This is a normal thing. So normal. The most normalest.

Merp, sorry, must have been disassociating or something

Pls explain 🤔

They’ve completed 42% of the plan so far. Yes, really. No, not a joke. There’s a site keeping track of it (that I hope is hosted outside of the US).

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So, reality check: in large parts of the US, particularly outside of major metro areas, there’s one (1) big store in reasonable distance. And sometimes it’s a “big” Dollar General, which means the community is dying, because that chain is a fucking vampire (Their model is to charge a a smaller amount of money for far less of whatever product they’re selling, so it ends up being wildly more expensive per unit volume. This almost always kills all the other stores in the area, because when everyone’s extremely poor and often not fantastically educated, they see cheaper and think “I spend less money” instead of accounting for the per-unit/volume pricing. So it’s a chain intentionally set up to make uncritical people think they’re saving money, but they’re actually being taken to the cleaners every single time they walk in).

Not making excuses for people who don’t give a shit - just pointing out that there are a LOT of places in the US where there literally isn’t any choice in the store you get your general household goods at.

Filthy casuals using ChatGPT as a crutch to feel lonely. Just get some clinical grade depression like a real man.

So just to be clear, this is absolutely not how procurement contracts are generally done in the US. This is a new thing we’re doing now I guess. It’s point and pick for the bossman now.

Precisely

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It is definitely illegal. It will definitely not be prosecuted.

Disagree. The can and brand matters for a fully authentic version.

You can do an elevated version that uses haricots vert and fried onions and homemade cream of mushroom made with shiitakes or chanterelles or something, but that’s kinda a different dish.

The hubris is just absolutely infuriating

I will find a way to supply you with tea thoroughly for the rest of your natural life if you take that orange fuck off our hands

My point is it’s not that. It’s the can.

I am going to LOVE seeing all the old “fraudsters” who voted for them getting fed up and ventilating some politicians. But they’re probably trying to incite violence anyways so they can have a crackdown, so… yeah… we’re fucked six ways from Sunday