TEASTY AND HEALTH

Zohran the Destroyer

Based as fuck. The fact that the establishment players disagree is extremely telling.

The obvious worst case here is that any group that establishes themselves as a class plaintiff in these immigration-related cases is probably going to be targeted by ICE and CBP and DHS for extralegal incarceration and deportation (and who knows what else over time)

If there’s a real world screen showing a real world ad to you, you’ve got to be really careful not to lean against the screen with a broken spark plug or some other sort of ceramic shard, because you could easily shatter the screen and make it really hard for you and other people to be advertised to 👉👈🥺

Ok where can I find a crochet blue shell because that’s pretty rad

Lmao holy shit, could you imagine if the other Mario brother gets acquitted and then Mamdani gets him to sign on as some sort of high-level city official? Honestly, considering the caliber of human that the current regime is appointing at the national level, we could do a damn sight worse than “some random engineer who got thrust into the spotlight, likely framed, and is now the patron saint of Healthcare as a Human Right”

10/10, no notes

So kind of this guy to give Mamdani an incredible basis for an ad campaign.

Like, for real, does this rich fuck not understanding that the vast majority of the American populace wants to see more blue shells? Honestly, how could it be more clear? All Zohran has to do is something like:

There’s an old proverb that says you should judge a person by the enemies they’ve made. Well, I’ve made an enemy of the billionaire Bill Ackman, and he’s pledged a blank check to whoever runs against me. But, there’s good news: votes decide elections, not money. I’m not listening to the money. I’m listening to the voters. I’m listening to you. Let’s win this together.

I mean, that was part of the sales pitch the regime used, wasn’t it?

This is essentially just further entrenchment of the imperial executive theory.

Methinks I’m gonna explore getting the fuck out of here for good.

Ah yes, the perfect accompaniment to None Pizza Left Beef

Just draw where you want it to go with a sharpie ezpz

You know what?

Go ham. The south Atlantic coast and the gulf coast voted for this. Now comes the “find out” part. I am genuinely out of fucks to give. Enjoy your hurricanes and the non-response you’ll get from the now-gutted FEMA. See if I fucking care. Have fun machine-gunning your own foot.

I’m gonna see if my job would be willing to pay me in euros

But what if you’re uncircumcised?

That is some big dick energy ngl

lol

Lmao, even

Not any more. I will freely admit that this last round of snatching defeat from the jaws of victory and letting the fascists win has broken me. I will absolutely and seriously consider voting 3p going forward.

Edit: and for what it’s worth, I can recall getting in some disputes with you on that topic before the election. You were right; I was wrong. I hadn’t realized we were already at that point sociopolitically, but we were.

In this economy?

You’d have to leverage your hotdog assets and get a secondary hotdog line of credit based on the initial hotdog equity.