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  • SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca
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    Time to clean my balls Don.

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  • Asidonhopo@lemmy.world
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    Uniparty? More like Lemon Party

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    I want a phantom blowjob!

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    Bubba reference

    His Southern heritage probably helped him with white voters, too, though — hence the nickname “Bubba.”

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    Musky!

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    EDIT: to the downvoter, I completely understand.

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      Your browser does not support playing HTML5 video. You can download a copy of the video file instead.

      Don’t ignore the sound 😷

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        Bro I didn’t ask for this

    • Crashumbc@lemmy.world
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      deleted by creator

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    Somebody, please, make an ai visualization of this.

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      Oh well be seeing it on Southpark. I’m hoping for sidelong glances between the two of them

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    I want this to be real.

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      It would almost make Trump’s political career worth it.

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    He does love a Big Beautiful Bill.

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  • Tidesphere@lemmy.world
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    Oh hey Maga was right

    Bill Clinton is in the Epstein files.

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      I don’t think anybody who pays attention is surprised about that.

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        I like to think I’m moderately informed, but never in a million years did I think Trump giving Bill Clinton a blowjob would be in the Epstein files.

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          Bro I thought Bill was flying to go get himself some toddlers, not to go get Donald’s face pressed into pelvis

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    Honestly how bad must Hillary’s head game be if you’re not sated by Lewinsky and you find yourself going to Trump instead

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    • potoooooooo ☑️@lemmy.world
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      Or how good is Trump’s deepthroat game?

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        He is rocking that whole neck vag thing…

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          Thrussy

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    Clinton is a maniac! he will let literally anyone suck his dick

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      I mean, hard to say who owns the lips around your spigot when your head is busy with some top shelf fruit. 🚤

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    What’s the reference? (preparing myself for some “normal” 2025 shit)

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      Trump mayyyy have sucked Clinton off on Epstein’s island, according to the new email release…

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        allegedly

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          Wait so Billy Blowjob has been sitting on this nugget of truth? He single handedly could have prevented his second term if he just told the truth about another BJ?

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            Could you imagine the 2016 election between Hillary and Trump, where Hillary’s husband comes out to say that he got a blowjob from the other candidate? That would have been wild!

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              I choked on air cackling at this thought

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              Remind me of this clip

              https://youtube.com/watch?v=vXdw5tpdcAI

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            This is exactly why I’m wondering if “Bubba” could be referring to someone else. Maybe not a celebrity.

            Heck, could be a giant novelty dildo. Or a dog.

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          People arguing about the “pee tapes” while Putin could be sitting on something way juicier

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            This just raises the prospect that Bill Clinton also gave Donald Trump a golden shower.

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            I didn’t think Putin was on Epstein’s island? And please don’t refer to it as “juicy” ew

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              Doesn’t have to actually be on the island to acquire the pictures.

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              It’s Milky is better?

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                Frothy

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                This one, officer.

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                🤢

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                No.

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                  Moist?

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          Importance: High

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          …

          Eothas. Fucking. Wept. This is amazing.

          Was just chatting with a friend about how it seems there is widespread illness and injury going around and at least some of that is probably related to depression over the Democrats fucking up last week.

          This… we gonna be running god damned marathons.


          To be clear: there is absolutely nothing wrong with consenting adults sucking each other off. But this is just so god damned juicy.

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            this is just so god damned juicy

            Trump said the EXACT SAME THING!

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          LMFAOOOOOOOOO THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGAAHAHA

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        lol Maga gotta be happy about it

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          “It’s not gay to suck someone’s dick. It is only gay if you let a man suck your dick”

          Basically the Inverted Glory Hole Argument.

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          “Something something fake democrats” I expect

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        AHAHAHAHA!!!

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      Epstein email asking if Putin had pics of Trump blowing “Bubba”, which was one of Bill Clinton’s nicknames

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        Not just “photos”, it’s “the photos” emphasis on the which sounds uff much more real.

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      I imagine there’s something about Clinton on the Epstein emails, like everybody expects. But I’m also out of the loop.

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      probably bill clinton links to epstien

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    what Clinton is going to do? come out and say “I did not have sexual relationships with that man, Mr Trump”

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      “Do you, the people, really believe that Donald Trump would have sexual relations with an adult?”

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