Ohh yeah been there, done that.

My first definitely had a “Wait. I can just leave? Who’s going to help me take care of it”.

Checkout Doctor Frankenstein UK for most things you wanna do with it. Buy him a coffee if you find it useful. I sure did, and I did.

https://drfrankenstein.co.uk/

See their hiring process.

So you can dual wield.

Baguette.

Breaguette knife.

Akimbo

…It’s common for new mothers to get extremely agitated at… Everything

You would be too, caring for a new born is fucking exhausting.

Casper weighted 85 lbs. The average coyote is ±35 lbs.

Imagine fighting off 11 Baboons and killing 8 with your bare hands in a single night. Because that’s the equivalent.

Game changer for who?

The surveillance state?

Not actually legal if it is Amazon. Could report them to USPS if you wanted to be that guy.

$40.

What, are you crazy?

I don’t have that kind of money!

Knowing that I didn’t bother to check it for 5 days in a row?

Almost do most things you could do that you’ve done for decades, and can still do on a competitor, on a $1500 device is not a selling point.

Kobo?