the baguette outfit in clair obscur finally makes sense
It always made sense.
Add a gun and it’s a Bayoguette.
It’s a bread knife.
A bread knife must have teeth
Violence baguettes violence.
hon hon homicide
plausible deniability: I was just cutting a baguette (to be read in French accent)
somebody brought the pain
The tweet is a lie, the photo is from a novelty shop (thx falcunculus@jlai.lu)
Why modify it? … a good hard crusty baguette is deadly enough. If you crack it just right, the sharp edges are hard enough to cut open skin and flesh.
Take two baguettes. Cut one in half and carve a slot inside of it. Carve the other with a protrusion in the form of a knife to go into the slot. Harden in the oven while using garlic butter with fine herbs to create a razor edge. Sharpen with a whetstone.
Then you can not only stab cops but soften it up in soup and eat the evidence.
mmmmm … radicalization and violence never sounded so delicious
Cop gets stabbed in the arm … ‘OH MY GOD, I’VE BEEN STABBED … ??? … ooooo, garlic butter!’
A baguette becomes a lethal blunt instrument about 7 seconds after you buy it.
“The food here is…”
THWACK THWACK THWACK
“…weapons-grade.”
So you can dual wield.
Baguette.
Breaguette knife.
Akimbo
Shit, you get one with a good enough crust and it’ll club a motherfucker into the ground like a fence post.
We’re they riding a bicycle with a basket in front?
Somebody touch my baguette!
Wait til that “assault with a deli weapon” guy hears about this
stabuette a little with my baguette
I never leave my house without my tactical assault baguette!
Hon hon hon
The French have mastered protest and revolution.
