More data blobs then

Pretty big data point

Pikachu got Krabbys

They want to set up $45b towards detention facilities, and by golly they’ll fill them. There’s a lot of gays, blacks, and liberals out there when they run out of latinos.

I feel that, if I’ve been tying one on I’m not likely to crash out immediately, but being home at a reasonable hour certainly saves from going overboard.

I remember doing that well into my early 20s, but instead so that I wouldn’t spend nearly as much on $7 beers. Now if I’m not home by midnight at the absolute latest I turn into a grouchy pumpkin.

I had this exact thing happen tonight. My wife is out of town, so I ordered dinner around 530 and started calling buddies to hang out. At about 7 after I ate, my couch was way too inviting, and vegetation occured.

Only reason I’m awake now was to tell the kids renting the Airbnb down the street to turn off their loud ass techno music that was vibrating my pillow.

Now get off my lawn.

Finger painting day at the zoo didn’t go as planned

You’d likely get scooped up for reeducation within 12 hours of posting it.