• Grimy@lemmy.world
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    Take two baguettes. Cut one in half and carve a slot inside of it. Carve the other with a protrusion in the form of a knife to go into the slot. Harden in the oven while using garlic butter with fine herbs to create a razor edge. Sharpen with a whetstone.

    Then you can not only stab cops but soften it up in soup and eat the evidence.

    • IninewCrow@lemmy.ca
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      mmmmm … radicalization and violence never sounded so delicious

      Cop gets stabbed in the arm … ‘OH MY GOD, I’VE BEEN STABBED … ??? … ooooo, garlic butter!’