He should take a 20 foot dive head first into the pool of gold coins

The Emperor’s new clothes

What’s he doing with his hand?

That’s the problem! There’s water everywhere!

We need to get rid of the water!

Would it feel better if we played the song backwards?

What was I going to comment here?

Also it was far easier 30, 40 years ago to survive a bit of exploitation, especially if you were a white male.

It’s not so easy any more.

Which now renders their site useless … I’ll go on your site to look up basic info … then go to your store to get what I want and even visit some other store or service that could give me the same product.

It’s a disincentive to want to use their site in the future.

I’ve stopped using several store websites because of this. Then when I want an actual product … I’ll call the store and ask them to look for the product for me. If they have it great, if they don’t, I’ll look for it elsewhere or figure out some other solution for myself that doesn’t involve any of their dumb websites.

I’m regressing from the internet and use people contact more and more because of this stupidity. I’m going back to the way I did things in the 90s and early 2000s where I would just use their store flyer as a guide, call the local store to ask for something and then go look for it myself because the online services today are so intrusive and needlessly complicated that its faster and more useful to not go online.

Here’s an anti-Korn meme

The sun looking at all of us in that particular position in our orbit: … aww that’s cute, they’re celebrating again, I wonder why, they’ve been doing that for a while now, silly little things

More like about 10,000 years ago when humans started farming and agriculture to grow crops at scale to make bread … then at about the same time they domesticated cows in order to harvest milk and figure out how to make and store butter.

As long as it doesn’t involve a corn hole

Makes sense … it’s meant to attract children

If we can’t ask … can we feel it then?

Top 3 are still the same from previous years

1. 12345
2. 123456
3. 12345678

It’s official: “123456” has once again claimed the controversial title of the world’s most common password — and one of the weakest. That marks six out of seven years this password has topped our chart

grrrrrrrrr

Americans are starting to blur the line between food and edible biowaste

It’s cheesy

White American Cheese … is there such a thing? … can it be called Cheese?

You don’t get a SIM

You become a SIMP