You look delicious

I had to look at the date of when this stupid article was written … most sane people were saying this over a year ago.

Now the NYT is making it sound like its some new revelation?

Barber’s hair trimming guide

Whenever Americas say that ‘they want freedom’ … they more often than not mean to say that they want freedom for a very specific portion of their population only and not for the whole.

Isn’t that the plot of ‘Who’s Nailin’ Paylin?’

They’ll probably just retire the brand, slap on a new name and logo and keep business as usual and just have Muskrat in the background like some sort of evil wizard, like Saruman casting spells from his dark cave and collecting money

I guess this is our Tower of Babel moment

Now we get to watch the whole thing fall over

Great … now she needs to swallow a cat to catch the bird to catch the spider to catch the fly

Not unless she swallows a spider to catch the fly

Imaginary arrows pointing down :(

I guess we all just got more poor and the rich … just lots a few hundred bucks

What would happen if you swallowed one of these pills?

Exception to be made for ‘Cheetos Orange’

On the upside … any of us are qualified for the job and have a higher chance now of achieving that position than at any time in the past … and I’m not even American!

We used to look up to the leader of the US for some bland hopeful feel good message about brotherly love, faith, hope and goodness

Now all we get is a rambling idiot complaining about problems they created.

Having to apply a new update every week

I’m Indigenous Canadian and my dad was born in the wilderness in a very traditional lifestyle in northern Ontario. His first and only language was Ojibway/Cree, he understood English but seldom spoke it as he preferred his our language only.

As a teen in the 90s I loved watched TNG and I watched it as often as I could whenever I could. I never stuck to a schedule and we only had the most basic satellite TV package we could afford at the time. I was so engrossed and loved the show so much that my dad at one point asked me … ‘It’s amazing that people are up there now that are doing all those things’

I had to explain to him that it was all just as show that was fake and that none of it was real.

To me … this is my favourite TNG moment … that the show was so convincing and well performed that it made my dad believe that it was real.

To be fair, my dad was probably the most intelligent person I’ve ever known and an excellent teacher. In his prime, he often just walked into the wilderness with nothing but a knife in the fall and came back midwinter with a stack of furs to trade and make money and then head back out again with very little to survive on. He just wasn’t that aware of what the outside world was all about.

We can thank the Himalayan Mountains for that.

Northern Africa was a lush wooded area for lots of different types of animals and predators. The Himalayan mountains weren’t having an effect until they rose higher and changed weather patterns. Less rain started to fall in northern Africa, the woods opened up to savanna and desert, less animals were around with fewer predators and our ape like ancestors had to leave the trees to walk further and further away. They figured out that standing up on two feet gave them a weird advantage of being able to see further while other animals were cautious of meeting an animal taller than them. And as soon as these apes freed up their hands, they started using them for other tasks. The more they used their hands the more complex their brains became.

All because a bunch of mountains changed the weather and got rid of a lot of predators that would have eaten our ancestors.

This is the message everyone is understanding, especially if you’re poor and desperate.

If immigration officials approach you … you’re basically fighting for your life, so do everything to break free, run, and get away. Because if you don’t, your life is over anyway.

Of course Science has a partisan stance … it stands for the search for the truth and changing your perceptions according to new truths you find or in disproving truths you thought were valid

None of it is based on how you feel about anything … no matter how wealthy, powerful, religious or intelligent you think you are