Then tell them they’re part of the gang and to join everyone else as we go wedgie and noogie the next new guy

“I’m sure we can handle this situation maturely, just like the responsible adults that we are. Isn’t that right, Mr. Poopy Pants?”

Take advice from Detective Frank Drebin

“Like a blindman at an orgy, I was going to have to feel my way through”

My cousin from Alpha Centauri had a good laugh at this … ‘affordable healthcare and housing’ … lol

* Our pimple

Or

HAVE GOUT

then on your forearm

WILL TRAVEL

or you could be English with an accent

I AVE GOUT

The wealthy already got their Christmas bonus from the US government months ago

The fact that we all casually talk about how big money is almost a requirement to get into, run, manage, and maintain politics … goes to show you how democratic the system is.

Do the security guards get to take their diabetes medication before or after the race?

At this point in the car industry, the logos and brands are playing musical chairs with one another

A constant worry … that is often interrupted by someone telling me what my responsibility is

LEAVE BY 9 OR YOU WILL BE CHARGED WITH TRESPASSING

Nightmare? … I thought it was the American Dream … either way, you have to be asleep to experience it

Corporate America: … how can we weaponize this and turn a profit?

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just take any stew … and add a tablespoon of real Japanese wasabi

It would be fun to figure out how to place a lens on it … to either bring the image closer or make it further to completely screw with the perspective

Or even a fun house mirror effect and distort the image in the center.

It would cause them to have a few accidents before realizing something was wrong with the camera