Jesus has probably already returned and the rapture has already started

We just didn’t notice because we killed Jesus because he sounded too much like a communist and when the rapture started, no one noticed because no one was taken up because no one was worthy.

USA: … the middle east has been shot by someone, we don’t know who, so we need to protect them with democracy.

(shoots middle east again)

(World watches everything and says nothing because they’re afraid that USA will shoot them too)

America: “… Fool me once, shame on…shame on you. Fool me—you can’t get fooled again.” … (weird George Bush snickering)

Who says this guy supports any of this crap?

He’s just a good business man who knows how to sell easy product to a hungry audience.

This guy is a genius.

But then you’d have to buy a third gun to protect you from the second one

In the 70s and 80s parents were still able to be at home to make actual food for their children.

Since then, everyone is always on the run and everyone always relies on the cheapest fastest food that is available … ultra processed foods you can just pop in a microwave, heat and eat … or just plain old take out … and if you can’t afford decent take out, you buy the cheapest burger and fries you can find.

Do all that for 20 years and its a guarantee that you will have digestive issues later in life.

I have one friend who had a picky kid that he and his wife never really parented or seriously watched over. They were both busy with 9-5 jobs and they just let the kid do whatever he wanted from the time he was born. From the time he was toddler, all he ever demanded was fries and chicken nuggets - nothing but fries and chicken nuggets - always. I told them it was a bad idea and that it wasn’t good for the kid but its their family and all we could was watch. When the kid turned 11, they had to remove his gall bladder because of the bad diet and the kid has never had good health since.

“They started without us and they’re almost done”

You’ve doomed us all!

YOU OPENED AN UMBRELLA INSIDE A HOUSE!!!

What everyone glosses over and completely never see.

Is that this idiot represents the entire country.

If you have an idiot for a leader.

Logic says, your country is full of idiots.

Does your air fryer require an internet connection? Wifi? Bluetooth? or OS updates?

If you not, your air fryer can safely supply the fighting forces with delicious fries in the war against the machines.

Wait til they get to June

Wait until you get to June

Severed shrunken head of an African child

I’m surprised it hasn’t happened more often.

Which reminds me … I have to revive my stocks because they’re currently frozen.

Post butt pic

looks at butt

“Hey don’t look at my butt”

Then why did you post it?

meh … I’ll wait a while so it gets more pickled … more pickled means more RAM speed.

I usually give that look to the table on the other side of the restaurant that didn’t finish their fries and let the waitress take them to be thrown away in the trash.