A nice radioactive green.

We live with a two tier justice system. The rich get their own justice system that treats them like misbehaved childeren. The plebs get the justice system that is meant to create slave labor and an underclass.

Well you see, they weren’t children. They were barely legal teenagers.

Megyn Kelly

Reference - https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/celebrity/articles/megyn-kelly-faces-backlash-questioning-211212198.html

It true. My old college roommate’s partner’s cousin’s former elementary school friend said that they asked Billie Clinton about giving him sloppy head. Dirty Billie said yes to the blowjob request.

Fetterman was always a piece of shit.

So, what’s everyone having for dinner?

Sweet, early retirement!

This reminds me of an old Insanity Wolf meme.

ALMOST HIT SOMEONE DRIVING, BETTER TWEET ABOUT IT

We need to bring back the fancy art borders and drawings into books. I’m tired of reading like an adult.

Canadians “That is risk that we will take with not surrendering.”

The fact that after two paychecks, government employees are looking for new work says a lot about how fucking underpaid government employees are paid, how many are living paycheck to paycheck, and how there is a best a threadbare social net.

Ah yes, this is how it could play out.

MId term elections - Democracts take the house.
Republicans “We had to shut down the government because the Democrats won’t give us what we want.”
January 2027 rolls around.
Democracts “So when are going to get the new congress sworn in?”
Republicans “We never formally closed the previous session and since the government is shut down. We can’t do that. So, we’re just going to stay in power.”
Democracts “You can’t do that.”
Republicans “We are and we already showed you that will do it with Adelita Grijalva.”

Cornell’s endowment is approximately $10 billion.

Capitalism demands that Walmart goes out and gets that $2 billion back even if it is chump change.

Please, keep your car in their car bedroom at all times.

Yes Inquistor. This one right here. This believes that we shouldn’t die for the Emperior.

Can we not indulge into the fantasy of a wanna be super villain?

A shame that was covered up by the 13th amendment.

You must appease the Machine Spirit. You have to chant the prayers to the Omnissiah, burn the holy incense, and rub the phone in purified oils.

The Machine Spirit must be appeased.

Let’s completely ignore how Republicans have been rat fucking elections.

Nancy is still a young, spry spring chicken at 85!