The fact that after two paychecks, government employees are looking for new work says a lot about how fucking underpaid government employees are paid, how many are living paycheck to paycheck, and how there is a best a threadbare social net.
Ah yes, this is how it could play out.
MId term elections - Democracts take the house.
Republicans “We had to shut down the government because the Democrats won’t give us what we want.”
January 2027 rolls around.
Democracts “So when are going to get the new congress sworn in?”
Republicans “We never formally closed the previous session and since the government is shut down. We can’t do that. So, we’re just going to stay in power.”
Democracts “You can’t do that.”
Republicans “We are and we already showed you that will do it with Adelita Grijalva.”
Capitalism demands that Walmart goes out and gets that $2 billion back even if it is chump change.
Please, keep your car in their car bedroom at all times.
Yes Inquistor. This one right here. This believes that we shouldn’t die for the Emperior.
Can we not indulge into the fantasy of a wanna be super villain?
A shame that was covered up by the 13th amendment.
You must appease the Machine Spirit. You have to chant the prayers to the Omnissiah, burn the holy incense, and rub the phone in purified oils.
The Machine Spirit must be appeased.
Let’s completely ignore how Republicans have been rat fucking elections.
Nancy is still a young, spry spring chicken at 85!
Andrew Cuomo supporters really showing that they belong with the Republicans.
But when we had hairy arms and legs
And you were still swimming 'round in a lake
Yeah, you were still a troglodyte
You just evolved a bit too late
A Chinese meal.
It leads the kid to Arch. I hope you prepared to always hear “I use Arch, btw.”
I would not shed a tear if that happened.
Andrew is still a prince; he’s the Prince of the Nonces.
Due to a bureaucratic oversight, you were suppose to report to Sweatshop 12 on the weekend. As this error has been deemed to be your fault by Grok. As Grok has made a determination on this, you have been given even more time to show company/government appreciation.
Remember, a happy worker appreciates their boss.
“Hey baby, can you show me where music class is, cause I feel like playing in A minor.”
The Epstein and co pick up line.
Canadians “That is risk that we will take with not surrendering.”