I read that in Professor Farnsworth’ voice.

Nothing beats the smell like gasoline in the morning.

To be fair, the main reason for IQ tests was stop non-white people from voting.

“We have investigated ourselves. We have determined that there was no wrongdoing.”

John can’t even pull the trigger when Garfield has embraced his true eldritch horror.

Fucking weak John.

lead paint…1980s

Oh, those silly 80s. Slapping lead onto and into everything.

Nermal is the true pwoer behind the throne.

President Garfield!? More like President Nermal.

That was fucking dark. Bravo for nailing the joke.

I think calling it Trump Child Rape Room hits that brevity sweet spot.

John just needs to man up and take out Garfield. Odie is too dumb to do it.

My favorite is Hourly Pornhubbed Heathcliff.

Damn, those Republicans are great at managing the government’s finances.*

*This a scarstic comment

I had to check to see if I was eating an Onion. Turns out, Ol’ ketamine fried Musky truly did say all of this.

Fairly sure someone needs to identify as a women to be considered a women.

They don’t call it a “golden shower” for nothing!

Basically they do shit that is straight up illegal in most western countries.

May I introduce you to the Reassignment center.

A reassignment center (also known as a rubber room) is a type of holding facility administered by the New York City Department of Education for teachers accused of misconduct while awaiting resolution of their misconduct cases.[1][2] As of 2007, the city had thirteen reassignment centers.[3] The teachers are not required to do anything, and they may be assigned to the center for months or years.[citation needed]

Three Department of Education employees speaking to the UFT’s “New York Teacher” confirmed teachers’ allegations that Fordham High School for the Arts Principal Iris Blige filed allegations against the school’s UFT chapter leader, to place her in a reassignment center, in order to intimidate her and to set an example to the school’s staff.

Since the teacher has been accused of misconduct. The Deptartment can hide behind that fact to argue against dismissal.

Someone just made an enemy for life.

I’m Commander Sheppard and this is my favorite comic.

Monkey paw finger curls

Granted however the dogs are only polite to the CEO. To everyone else the dogs are murder hobos.

There really should be a squeal to this comic. Does each clone add something to the tattoos? How many clones are ther? What happens when there is no more blank space on the face? What happens when the clones get back with the face tattoos?