Not everything needs to be bleeding edge. We still use forks and spoons cuz they just work.

I use my hands, even better than forks and spoons.

Not just losers, treasonous losers.

Reads comments about how Sean Combs aka Diddy is a piece of shit

Decides to read Sean’s wikipedia page.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sean_Combs

Yup, Sean Combs is a massive piece of shit.

I imagine everyone said this about video cameras, turns out crime still happens. AI is only as good as the programmers who designed it.

Now, if the AI achieves self-awareness. Let’s all hope the AI comes to the conclusion that billionaires are the true root of all evil.

The “It’s just a joke, bro” defense. Classic defense.

Elon “Why don’t women love me, I’m a Nice Guy!”

Pretty much, unless he was planning to donate one of his existing illegitimate children to her.

I imagine that would be hard as many of them either actively loathe Elon or he’s totally forgotten about them.

We better make sure he is fully cooked through. Who knows what pathogens we can get from eating him.

Elon “I know how to distract everyone from making fun of Donny and JD. I will say creepy things to a female. Remind all women about the creepy men in their lives.”

Fucking gold star idea, Elon.

The schools get newly indoctrinated woke soldiers. /s

Kissinger was a liche. We got a lucky and destroyed the phylactery.

Trump has his tax returns. He’s just being audited by the IRS. Can’t release your taxes when you are under audited. Trump said so himself!

Trump would never lie to us. /s

There is proof. That’s why Trump was always golfing! Trump needed to golf to relax from all the hard working he was doing. It’s hard work doing absolutely fucking nothing except grifting people.

Who cares about the environment! We have investors to grift! Money to be made!

That rock is inclusive! It doesn’t let any homeless person sleep there. The rock does not care about skin color, race, sexual orientation, gender, etc.

I’m calling the DNC technique of wrapping Reaganomics in a friendly identity politics outer shell “woke-washing” because of how similar it is to “green-washing”.

Some More News did a segment on how Regan forced the Democrat Party to go further right in order to achieve power. Same thing happened in the UK after Thatcher. The Labour Party swung right to get votes.

I don’t have the data however I would imagine, that after the the conservative 80s, a lot left wing parties moved to the right to capture votes.

Also Regan elevated Jerry Falwall and the Christian Religious Right.

Coverage naturally gravitated toward Lynchburg, Virginia, preacher Jerry Falwell, who had supported Anita Bryant’s 1977 anti-gay-rights crusade, and Virginia Beach television mogul Pat Robertson, who was involved with the Washington for Jesus rally of April 1980 (scheduled to coincide with the anniversary of the first landing at Jamestown).

Falwell, head of the Moral Majority (another nod to Nixon), was more eager to enter the political arena. He thus became the first anointed spokesperson of what was then commonly called the “Religious New Right.”

During the 1980 campaign, Ronald Reagan and the evangelical conservatives engaged in a very public courting ritual. Evangelicals had entertained possible GOP alternatives to Carter since at least 1979. Options abounded— ranging from right-wing purist Philip Crane of Illinois to early front-runner John Connally of Texas—but Reagan, long a darling of conservatives in general, was an especially compelling choice. By the time Moral Majority executive director Robert Billings signed on as a Reagan campaign adviser, the deal was pretty much sealed.

Truly Regan was a piece of shit.

Society “How could you, [insert conservative influencer]? I’d never lend my name to Russian talking points.”

Conservative influencer “Oh! They drove a dump truck full of money up to my house. I’m not made of stone!”

TikTok is owned by a Chinese government and collects their users data.

Just like Facebook, Twitter, LinkedIn, Google, etc.

Burn a ton a cash to become the only major player in the market and the proceed to enshitify as no one else has anywhere to go.

Grade A delusional thinking.