Better products? What about geopolitical interests? If China doesn’t need oil then they don’t have to care if the strait of Hormuz is open or closed.

It’s a nice added benefit that they are better for the air, quieter and have more cargo space.

The Neo yellow color is awful. The 5C colors were fun because the plastic material made them look good.

You and I both know people, politicians, journalists would just move to Threads before they move to the fedi or Bluesky or any FOSS alternative.

They want an algorithm.

Flock in a few months: “introducing a license plate reader that doesn’t need to see the license plate. The magnet leaf you got on Amazon to get through red light cameras won’t be enough to fool our dystopian surveillance system anymore”

Ah the one that makes you feel like you’re getting stabbed in the coochy

The chode!

Only if it comes from the genocide region of France

You obviously need to close the love triangle: go date John.

John and you both have mutual interest in making yourselves “hard to get”. Dating each other would make Jane jealous and only increase her interest in you both.

It would be cruel to force Jane to chose between you too. If you navigate this carefully, she can have you both and you can both have her on top of each other. Everyone can be happy. /s

I’d be more in favor of sending them to their favorite place on earth: Epstein’s island. No supplies, no running water, no help. Just a webcam and maybe a drone once in a while.

💦💦Raw Milk💦💦 👁️👄👁️

And your mother’s maiden name

Why can’t the witches cast a dispel to undo the new rule?! Are they stupid?

Deport the sofa back to Sweden!

Westside Customs in shambles for not coming up with it sooner

Yo you could make it even more beige by adding mayo but be careful, that’s a lot of flavor for you

Amen. Pain can be a great source of pleasure.

I’m 1m85 and have been at 65kg most of my life. I’m closer to 70kg now. You’re almost double my weight.

We should try to find someone half my weight (30kg) and someone double yours (240kg) and we could hangout, maybe create a secret society or something.

For the people saying “5kK+ in the office, 3kK- in the bedroom” what do you use in your kitchen? In your bathroom?

Babar. They eat Babar, the second b is soft, just like Babar’s flesh.

iPhone users: Hold power and either volume up or down button for two seconds It will lock and ask for your pin, regardless if you shut down the phone or not.

Learn how to do it quickly and blindly, with your phone in your pocket.