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  • jballs@sh.itjust.workstoMemes@sopuli.xyzRelatable
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    2 days ago

    I got married in the aughts, just a few years after Outkast came out with the song Hey Ya, which was a super popular song. Anyway, my wife and I had a Polaroid camera and thought it would be fun to leave it out with a bunch of film so our wedding guests could take pictures of the night for us.

    So we went to Target to buy film and ask a teenager working there if they sold Polaroid film. They had no idea what we were talking about. I said remember asking my wife, “So what do you suppose they think that line ‘shake it like a Polaroid picture’ means?”

    That teenager would be in their mid-30s by now…




  • I did this a few days ago in accident only to basically pass the person in front of me and then sit in heavy traffic for the next 5 minutes.

    I could feel their eyes burning into the back of my head, with them thinking “way to go, asshole, you saved yourself exactly 2 seconds by going around me.”

    Cars need an “I’m sorry” emote somehow.










  • jballs@sh.itjust.workstoxkcd@lemmy.worldxkcd #3109: Dehumidifier
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    19 days ago

    I got new appliances a couple weeks ago and they’re all “smart”. Turns out a smart microwave just sends you a phone notification when it’s done. By default.

    As someone with multiple people living in the house, I can confidently say this is the dumbest “smart” feature ever. Promptly disabled.