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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 hours ago

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  • SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca
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    Time to clean my balls Don.

  • arin@lemmy.world
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    I want a phantom blowjob!

  • jballs@sh.itjust.works
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  • Asidonhopo@lemmy.world
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    Uniparty? More like Lemon Party

  • dis_honestfamiliar@lemmy.sdf.org
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    Bubba reference

    His Southern heritage probably helped him with white voters, too, though — hence the nickname “Bubba.”

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    Somebody, please, make an ai visualization of this.

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      Oh well be seeing it on Southpark. I’m hoping for sidelong glances between the two of them

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    Musky!

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    EDIT: to the downvoter, I completely understand.

    • InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world
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      Your browser does not support playing HTML5 video. You can download a copy of the video file instead.

      Don’t ignore the sound 😷

      • theunknownmuncher@lemmy.world
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        Bro I didn’t ask for this

    • Crashumbc@lemmy.world
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      deleted by creator

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    I want this to be real.

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      It would almost make Trump’s political career worth it.

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    He does love a Big Beautiful Bill.

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    I am stunned you all are taking this seriously. He’s obviously joking. Sounds like a reference to Trump kissing Clinton’s ass.

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      I wish you were right, but that genuinely doesn’t make any sense.

      What even could be “the photos” of someone kissing someone’s ass?

      Especially when the context is a conversation with someone who owns a literal depraved-and-illegal-sex themed island designed specifically to generate blackmail on the wealthy and powerful, who responds with “and i thought- I had tsuris”, which is a yiddish word for “troubles”.

      Furthermore, Mark Epstein has now gone on record to state that “Bubba” was not Bill Clinton, so now you also need to explain who’s ass Trump was kissing that is so damaging that Putin would want photos of it? Good luck!

      Trump gave someone a blowjob and there are photos.

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      It doesn’t really matter. It’s funny and that’s enough to believe it was real.

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    Oh hey Maga was right

    Bill Clinton is in the Epstein files.

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      I don’t think anybody who pays attention is surprised about that.

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        I like to think I’m moderately informed, but never in a million years did I think Trump giving Bill Clinton a blowjob would be in the Epstein files.

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          Bro I thought Bill was flying to go get himself some toddlers, not to go get Donald’s face pressed into pelvis

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    Honestly how bad must Hillary’s head game be if you’re not sated by Lewinsky and you find yourself going to Trump instead

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    • potoooooooo ☑️@lemmy.world
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      Or how good is Trump’s deepthroat game?

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        He is rocking that whole neck vag thing…

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          Thrussy

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    Clinton is a maniac! he will let literally anyone suck his dick

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    what Clinton is going to do? come out and say “I did not have sexual relationships with that man, Mr Trump”

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      “Do you, the people, really believe that Donald Trump would have sexual relations with an adult?”

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