Had to look up orginal:

… which is almost everyone (GREAT POLICY IS KEY!) It is, TEPUBLICAN??? Or, TPUBLICAN???

Yes that’s the original with 3 question marks. I can’t tell if this is joking or not but I see no history of him joking.

Is that a starfish?

Idk wtf you guys are doing.

It asserts dominance.

Hell I like you.

Squats are life.

I call it: “Fuck you, buy our stuff.”

They don’t care because they’re rich. Better than the poors.

So are they all on mobile data to get different IPs? Or is there a vpn thing to get around that?

I mean I downloaded 4 to try out.

At an oil refinery OSHA doesn’t fuck about.

That’d get you fired afaik.

Never fuck with a woman’s warmth.

Lol they had to go with Jmail because they couldn’t use Email.

… Williams describes as a pattern of hostile, threatening and retaliatory behavior that ended his brief attempt to impose accountability on a department known nationally for unchecked violence and resistance to reform.

His thinkpad is 4GB ram and processesor is less than half as good as yours. https://www.cpubenchmark.net/compare/809vs5206/Intel-i5-2520M-vs-Intel-N95

Note that I’m not that knowledgable. That’s an decent laptop from 2011. You could run cinnamon, but I think you want MATE or even XFCE. You can install cinnamon and if you want more performance then switch to MATE. Cinnamon to MATE is a big improvement, MATE to XFCE a little more. Switching again may sound insane but most of the work is in backing everything up and then setting up programs, so you can try cinnamon for a week or two (without perfecting everything) and see if you want a lighter OS. Don’t worry it’s really easy the second time once you know how to do it (and mint has all the verification stuff built in).

(PS The other guys celeron is actually better.)

Mint. Cinnamon is great. MATE if you have a less powerful computer. XFCE for potatoes.

it can be absolute pain for those expecting things to just work

Linux Mint just worked.

https://youtube.com/shorts/U5DcqLfXhuY