I actually agree, but I didn’t when I was a kid
The squeals when you give them raspberries are the best.
NGL, I’d be right up there with Joe chomping on those baby hammies. I fucking adore kids and babies.
Good friend of mine for a bit of fibre stuck in there from the Q tip, it got infected and blew her ear drum…
That was a wonderful rabbit hole
I figured, but still
This is an amazingly underrated comment
Poor cops
I haven’t even finished reading this and I’m saving it as pasta. The fact you put this much effort into a shitpost is amazing.
Edit: this is legitimately well written to boot. Amazing job @fossilesque@mander.xyz
So it’s value is essentially zero?
This whole comment right here.
I was thinking the romantic interest thing right out of the gate. I like your emotional need take, too. Either way it’s not work appropriate esp. if OP has communicated their disinterest before.
I also like your direct communication prompt.
While you’re right about how HR works/how to go about it, I find HR a hammer when a finesse tool might work. OP could ask their manager how to deal with it. Not only does this put it on the radar, but it’s a bit less official, and might yield the gray zone outcome OP is looking for
Good
Guess a wall won’t keep the immigrants out, by that logic.
They can do it better than I can at 7 am. I just sit there and drool looking at my screen
Melt it.
Wait…
Bunch of spring-loaded snakes