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more casual Ishtar erasure, smh
ishtar didn’t get nailed to a cross, she got nailed on a cross.
Bastards!
Wrong holiday, but how the hell is a brand new bag of Reese’s pumpkins already all chalky and stale? It’s not even Halloween, yet! Jesus didn’t die for you to give me not-fresh damn Reese’s! Fuck!
Easy … because that’s the excess supply from last year being sold as new this year.
You’re lucky if it’s just from last year
All the seasonal candy is made like half a year in advance. They can’t sell it after the holiday so it’s better for them to make and ship it early. That gives them a buffer time-wise. Imagine some delay and all the candy only hit stores after the holiday? Straight into the trash. Which is why you shouldn’t buy seasonal candy.
Which is why you shouldn’t buy seasonal candy.
Okay, fair, but reese’s holiday versions are straight up better. Not in price per unit, those fucking suck, but the easter and christmas versions are way better than their normal ones. Maybe it’s just the ratio, or they put more sugar in or something, but I swear the trees/pumpkins/eggs are noticeably tastier.
Nail needs to be in the wrist.
This man up here ⬆️ crosses.
Well, they did use ropes, so this technique would work.
I’m not entirely sure that there are no religious fanatics who reenact the crucifixion. Using ropes for fixation and putting nails through the center of the palm, they would avoid crippling their hands severely.
You have to do wrists to bear weight and nails in heels for the whole thing to function.
I’m not a believer, but I do love a caramel egg.
