• potoooooooo ☑️@lemmy.world
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    5 hours ago

    Wrong holiday, but how the hell is a brand new bag of Reese’s pumpkins already all chalky and stale? It’s not even Halloween, yet! Jesus didn’t die for you to give me not-fresh damn Reese’s! Fuck!

    • IninewCrow@lemmy.ca
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      5 hours ago

      Easy … because that’s the excess supply from last year being sold as new this year.

    • ryedaft@sh.itjust.works
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      All the seasonal candy is made like half a year in advance. They can’t sell it after the holiday so it’s better for them to make and ship it early. That gives them a buffer time-wise. Imagine some delay and all the candy only hit stores after the holiday? Straight into the trash. Which is why you shouldn’t buy seasonal candy.

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      Well, they did use ropes, so this technique would work.

      I’m not entirely sure that there are no religious fanatics who reenact the crucifixion. Using ropes for fixation and putting nails through the center of the palm, they would avoid crippling their hands severely.