Rockerface out there calling their girlies “bestie”

My dad has been trying that a lot recently and it’s only landed him in hospital.

If you are rich (or famous) people will want to control you and the best way to do that is to get you hooked on drugs and supply those drugs.

Look at how those people around Matthew Perry were laughing about how much they were charging him for the ketamine. Think about all the managers that have provided drugs for musicians.

16 is a square number but you do you honey

Jacob was just the most basic I could think of

Could have named him Jacob and called him Jax.

I remember them sending that on German late, late night TV. I think it’s a Bruce LaBruce movie. They weren’t allowed to send anything hardcore so it was mostly softcore things (70s nonsense) but this movie just had a lot of pixilation. A curious choice for the first time they sent anything gay.

The world needs as many gay albino water bear hybrids as possible tbh

Lollipops!

I think Stamets started with Star Trek memes but then it escalated and he might have lost control… They’re good memes though.

70 minutes is short enough that I might actually watch this one

I’M NOT THAT OLD

God, I am. I’m as old as the youngest cardinal in the Vatican (45).

And I was a tourist in London so I spent more time outdoors than some office worker.

Haha, London used to be so much worse. Like, you would spend a couple of days there and when you blew your nose everything came out black.

Yeah, just for my roommate ages back there’s her, her dog, the creepy person stealing the pictures of her dog and making an account based on that

So racist books can stay but transphobic books have to go? Along with the transphilic books of course.

Can I participate in this survey?

According to Instagram

Fossil fuels isn’t just power. There’s also transportation, chemical synthesis, and heavy industry. The good news is that if you incentivize heavy industry they will actually switch. What has been happening was that heavy industry was shielded from CO2 taxes because they used so much fossil fuel.

Yeah, those are clearly cartoon skulls on each side

Are they saying that the new pope is Elasticmom from The Incredibles?

Getting stabbed from the back by Brutus