BeeegScaaawyCripple

no but a good guess

Cleaner for your penis: sitting down eliminates the last drops remaining that are common when standing up

only if you do the gooch scooch

WHY ARE SO FEW US TOILETS LONG BOYS

i was really impressed by the window trick

scoot back

yeah some people like to fall in

not to well actually, but once you figure out a female urinal they are kinda nice. according to my mother who spent all last week texting me every time she used one on her hiking trip

thank you for your consideration. i shit everywhere

the ones that don’t flush, if you close the lid the smell vents outdoors

we just leave it down at home. we talked about it one day and everyone with male excretory parts just wants to get off their feet. only time the seat lifts is for cleaning.

gotta pack em in fent

i mean i’m shitposting right now ain’t i

i think that’s the humanity that was yours all along, the humanity that Capital Tee They didn’t want you to have.

in Statesia just existing gets you shot. might as well get a lil freaky while doin it, have some fun.

hand surgery prep?

i wear a balaclava on my bike all the time. the trick is not getting it in grey or black. mine are pastel.

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under the banner of heaven is great too. depicts leaving a cult quite honestly

that van’s skirt was way too short

and by a member of their local community he meant a member of their church,

i lived there, i know their dogwhistles