LousyCornMuffins

please we all know gramps had teats like zeppelins

what the hells a ɘɔnɒlυdmɒ

same on I10. that bit in texas where the limit goes up to 80 is nice tho

nah, it just gets them to slow to 20 over the limit here

20 over the speed limit? that’s ridiculous no one should be driving over 25

that’s pretty expensive for 250 lumens. i can get 500 for a third the price.

yeah i was gonna say. they enforced the no texting law for maybe a year here, then they just started using “I thought I saw them texting” as probable cause to pull over anyone they wanted.

people in my region have been shot at for flashing their lights at someone to tell them their lights were off. that’s why i think escalating a scenario where one or both of you are wielding/controlling deadly weapons/machinery is the only way to go.

just get a magnet that says IN and put it on the fridge, and a vinyl sticker that says OUT to put on the shitter

my gram had a crosssstitch that said “if you sprinkle / when you tinkle / be a sweetie / wipe the seatie”

Came looking for copper. Found contempt.

need a cat with a nervous bladder you have to take to the litter box to interrupt your sitting sessions

i am jealous envious of your fancy exoskeleton

try it in your neighbor’s backyard, the one without a camera? there. for deniability.

my flavor is fine, i’m just very grainy and mealy.

I really want to call on the dipshits down the street (they’re aiming their bottle rockets down the street instead of up in the air) but they haven’t broken or burnt anything yet. We might get lucky.

If you’ve ever had your dangle out around the cats, uh, you haven’t have it out twice. The Fool.

Like, just for fun or is there an occasion for the last one because I want to use it to insult my dear friend’s souffles

It came out a chickens what

Ah shit it’s feds all the way down