Hey, when the train needs blood the train gets blood

That’s not true I likewise “invented” a blimp. With sails so it can really catch the wind.

that’s such a capricorn thing to say

I doubt they’d be going after montana before washington, oregon and california, citing dred scott the entire time.

yeah but they expect their finance dude to wear business casual or fancies. sucks.

Next the Idaho AG criminally charges anyone who has had an abortion regardless of whether anyone traveled through Idaho.

we had to put signs up around one office I worked at warning when clients would be dropping by, because half of the back office worked in pajamas most days

Time to ask the boss for some unscented candles

Legit. My dm in middle school let me make a character with a custom species, and it was more than a little unbalanced (because I was in middle school and thought victory was the only thing you played for). After two sessions we gave the character an ignominious death and I brought in something out of an official sourcebook.

Half of the fun in TTRPGs is fucking up and having to figure out a way around it. Take all of the risk out of the die roll and you might as well not roll at all. Use a different system.

Heretic! The Panssiah will grind your bones to dust and then use the dust in their soup.

so you bought it and tried it?

If the water is cold I guess

we had memes in the 90s? I thought we were just fucking around with emoticons back then.

i used to dream of living in a fridge box

you don’t have to be gluten free to have children. just skip the breaded and fried ones.

there’s a few of us out west I guess. alls I know is I descend from hillfolk on three sides, I’m not sure what that makes me

oh gee this is really awkward

maybe that’s what made their deity decide to die. seeing the future blast rope to waluigi and then save it in a jar

my friends three blocks over are still on DSL. they don’t even have wifi. if they haven’t gotten fiber yet, no amount of bribery or pleading will change that.

y’all need a good cook named Jesus in your lives. you get to thank Jesus personally and also swap baking tips.