It’s a good prank, but I’m willing to bet that DHS was going to do it themselves anyway.

And yet the 1% are pretty sure they can just violence us all into submission.

I think they can’t say “fuck you” on the Disney Channel.

But also…

Dating concerns of the modern era: “Now, how do I make it clear I’m not a murderer without looking like a murderer 🤔 .”

You’re doing well, I’m sorry right now.

Well, it can’t be Kentucky, Massachusetts, Pennsylvania, or Virginia. Those are commonwealths.

Get me TWO!

And the OEM’s are like:

Getting ready to cast Cura over there.

ph’nglui mglw’nafh Skibidi Rizz wgah’nagl fhtagn

http://archive.today/2026.01.08-134018/https://www.404media.co/the-state-of-anti-surveillance-design/

“Paramount is paying me handsomely to get more people into Star Trek.”

You know what, I got exactly the same result when I trained an LLM on all of the Linux man pages.

Is that All?

Define winning—cause if it isn’t generating vast amounts of bullshit hallucinations, then Brad Smith is talking out of his poop hole.

… yes 😔

I didn’t read the Yelp reviews—

Isn’t it good?

Power Supply OEMs: “Hey! We want in on the price gouging too!”

Or it’ll be like buying a used car, 36 monthly payments and your PC will finally be yours!