Crime time!

This is how I want my pallbearers to carry me.

buying multi-TB drives like they’re nothing!

😭

sexy thoughts about gravity 😉

“I know this chili dog doesn’t exist… Ignorance is bliss!”

Either way you get to rest, so it’s kind of a win.

Gyatt-blins.

“We need a way to let our applicants down in a firm, but fun way!”

It’ll have to do until we accept full-on cheeks-out behavior. Then we will be truly free.

“This is not a penis thing”

What? Pass.

Billionaires: “Give a poor person a WHOLE DOLLAR? Intolerable! Elect more fascists immediately!”

Surprise surprise. If you go through Techdirt’s archives, you can see Mike Masnick has spent thousands of words losing his shit any and every time Facebook has faced ANY criticism. I don’t know if he has a financial interest in them (like he does with Bluesky) but the moment someone suggests reining them in, here comes Masnick to defend one of the richest, most lawyer-ed up companies around.

I kind of want to snuggle a pig in a cozy blanket.

According to my grandma, there was a girl in her neighborhood who could shoot a marble hard enough to dent your forehead.

Literally me the other night: I should drink more.

Keep barely hanging on to find out!

“Kept you waiting, huh?”

“What am I, the butthole repair man?”