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http://archive.today/2026.01.08-134018/https://www.404media.co/the-state-of-anti-surveillance-design/

“Paramount is paying me handsomely to get more people into Star Trek.”

You know what, I got exactly the same result when I trained an LLM on all of the Linux man pages.

Is that All?

Define winning—cause if it isn’t generating vast amounts of bullshit hallucinations, then Brad Smith is talking out of his poop hole.

… yes 😔

I didn’t read the Yelp reviews—

Isn’t it good?

Power Supply OEMs: “Hey! We want in on the price gouging too!”

Or it’ll be like buying a used car, 36 monthly payments and your PC will finally be yours!

And that’s what happens when you don’t wear your hardhat ミ☆

Eyes up here --> 👀

👀 <-- and there

I feel like that bottom-right painting needs a sound track:

🎶 Katamari on the Rocks

Not an O-face, but a NO-face.

I don’t know if motorcycles were involved, but daddy was born to ride.

Where is the big bright beautiful tomorrow that we were promised?

Especially all the kids with the pumped-up kicks.

Please don’t pull me out, this is how I would want to go.

c/antijoke (does not exist 😔 )