IMO they will not ever make ads with your family’s faces because it will turn people off. Instead, they will make a fake AI family just like your family that you can relate to but won’t realize is actually supposed to be you. That is what they do now with their targeted demos but there’s only so many ads you can make the traditional way. AI will enable making hundreds of variations of the same ad.

I’ve tried slathering the inside of our pumpkins in vasaline and they still started rotting within 2 days. Wasn’t worth the unpleasant feeling of rubbing jelly on cold stringy pumpkin insides…

I used to think “rigid” meant “covered in ridges,” like a serrated knife. Was years before anyone corrected me…

You’re lucky if it’s just from last year

I didn’t realize it was about Garfield until now, lol. My eyes glazed over the rest of the paragraph when I assumed it was about Trump.

Yeah fast forward 20 years when the couple has chronic dental/health issues and they can’t afford treatment. Or the trailer rusts and vermin sneak in. Or any one of a million emergencies that money could fix. This lifestyle only works if you’re “lucky” for an extended period of time.

They’re not very good at being wage slaves

• Political leaders use their actual penises to rape underage girls and people just ignore it
• Prudish religious leaders use their actual penises to rape underage boys and people just ignore it
• Its crucial to know if the person in the bathroom stall next to you might secretly have a penis

Just absolutely obsessed with dicks in this country

Can we like, throw the meat away instead of eating it? Prime Bezos meat cuts don’t sound terribly appetizing

Technically the proposed bans on food colorings are an attempt at reducing petrochemical consumption, as they are derived from fossil fuels

If only more companies copied McMaster-Carr’s approach https://dev.to/svsharma/the-surprising-tech-behind-mcmaster-carrs-blazing-fast-website-speed-bfc

I think I’d really need to know how “somewhat” alleviated it is to have any interest, given the status quo is like, a second.

“That didn’t work? Ok, drop another Tron and another Freaky Friday. Oh and remake Moana also.”

Most of the commenters here are too powerful to disagree with this statement.

I do 1.5x as well, but that’s already speedy for me. 2.5x sounds unwatchable, how do you absorb anything?

Always love it when a trillion dollar corporation that just had a possibly billion dollar liability hole in their platform pointed out “thanks” the finder with a two sentence email. Throw the guy a little bounty at least…

The Proton prices are also misleading…I got 2 years for $71 on one of their regular sales. I’m sure the same is true for many of the other provider prices listed here.

I’m listening to the book now, about halfway through. If you’ve been on places like Lemmy or Reddit the past several years you’ve likely heard most of the anecdotes he presents to support his claims, but there’s some new ones I hadn’t heard that are interesting.

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