They probably thought that all their NPCs would be human when they started the game, so they named their NPC class Human. Then they decided to add dogs, but needed them to do a lot of the same things the human NPCs did, so they made the Dog class a subclass of Human.

They don’t have one. They ran out.

They want the OP to steal an Everlasting Gobstopper.

Or two monsters.

Found the Norman.

Tell that to Archie Duke.

Nah, John Stossel was using it back in the '90s to deny climate change. The term “junk science” has always been used as an excuse to ignore reality.

Some monsters demand virgin sacrifices to keep them placated. Cookie Monster just wants cookies. If anything, the residents of Sesame Street got off lucky.

So you make shitty posts on purpose, then.

Ceci n’est pas un pantalon.

Have you tried literally nothing?

The Zohranator! Making copies!

Yeah. That’s why they invented cruise control. Just make sure you don’t miss your exit.

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The rich pulled the wealth from the commoner and made themselves even richer.

That’s been happening throughout literally all of human history. It doesn’t help answer the question of why so many people had it so good in the '50s (other posters in this thread have provided better answers.)

Boomers in their 20s were also hoping that WW3 wouldn’t start tomorrow.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwBFkT_KZr8

Freddie Mercury is also dead.

Eukaryotes should be seen and not heard.

Except nobody wants F-35s anymore. The world is re-arming and they’re explicitly avoiding American weapons.