Sure sure, Release the Epstein Files. Stop trying to distract us.
This is very similar to his playing of fortunate son.
He watched the movie and though the fire-murder guy was a badass.(Or more likely, he never watched the movie).I just realised he doesn’t make these himself (or come up with them). But still. Asshole.
We’re finally aware of the joke the rest of the world has always thought we were
Where are all the soldiers and assorted politicians who swore an oath to protect the USA from all threat foreign and domestic?
Following orders like they are sworn to do.
Oh no! Chipocalypse now! Where will Taco Don™ get his chips for the salsa that came with his taco!
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Trump declared war on Chicago?
Russian asset, Agent Krasnov, declares war on a major American city.
Billionaires would push an impeachment. The call is coming from inside the house.
Yeah, probably not a great idea on Chi-Raq. If anywhere were to put forth a united resistance it’s the place with a history of running the police or if the city with armed force.
War on Chicago style pizza
He is such an embarassing president. 2028 needs to come faster
Come faster for what exactly? The majority to vote in whatever lackey he backs next?
You still think there’s going to be elections?
There will be elections. All autocrats love elections. Being reelected with 90+ % just feels too good to not have them.
It’s only going to get worse. The right would rather elect trumps lifeless corpse than someone with any decency
All that’s going to do is switch out him for his successor in the party. All of these things are things the party has been working for, such as declaring martial law and locking people up without habeas corpus, disappearing them, including citizens. Without addressing a lack of an opposition that can win in the face of election rigging 2028 won’t change anything except perhaps a leader that is not quite so stupid about doing the exact same things.
DJT Jr 2028-2036
Ivanka 2036-2044
Baron 2044-Apoclypse
Bold of you to assume there’s so much time before the apocalypse
To see how much more they can fuck up this time?
What happens in 2028 exactly?
Next US presidential elections.
King DeSantis will have his coronation.
Neither desantis nor vance will get it ultimately. I do not think, especially not desantis.
I really want you to be right…but…
There will be a big fight in the viper nest for it in any case, that is the maybe one chance to unseat the party before it is too rigged to overcome, but it would need to be a popular candidate running a reform campaign.
Newsom will not walk with presidency, he had his chance in 2024 when he could have won but waited his turn like a bitch.
But I digress. Idk who ends with supreme leader but it will make things worse not better, half as mean and twice as smart and the country will get sliced up by the megacorps and parasitical biz dickheads.
He was just as bad the first time. People still voted for him. Junior or eric will win in 2032 probably.
The last time this obese imbecile was that slim was deep in the last fucking millennium. Which was also when it was the last time he could squat like that, useless cunt.
If he tried to squat like that today he’d shit himself 4 times on the way down and then roll over like a hog in even more shit.Fuck sake, What type of bunch of fools could ever vote for this buffoon? Hang your head in shame.
Is this real? Did he really post that shit?
They are considering deploying a national guard or something there. I believe this meme is purely humoristic.
This looks like treason. Treason is fun because there are both federal and state versions of it.
sooooo this is a military threat against the local populace, right?
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Yup. Shit’s gonna get fucking wild as the gUStapo is born.
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I’ve never seen Apocalypse Now, but I get the feeling Trump has never seen Apocalypse Now.
Like pretty much every character in the film, the character Trump is cosplaying as has been driven insane by an insane war.
He tried to use Born in the USA as a campaign song. Media literacy isn’t MAGA’s strongest suit.
This would be hilarious, weren’t this all hell
Literacy isn’t Trump’s.
He plays the mainstream media like a fiddle.
It’s not that difficult now after multiple decades of decay for media organizations caused by “this quarter is all that matters” business idiot administration.
See the directors cut or don’t bother
Is that “Redux?” We just picked it up, but haven’t watched it.
“Redux” is the extended cut, which has ~45 extra minutes of stuff that was cut from the original theatrical release. Some of the scenes are great, but some could have been left on the cutting room floor. “The Final Cut” is basically the definitive extended version.
One time there was a heat wave in my city, and I don’t have air conditioning at home. The movie theater was playing apocalypse now, I think it was the directors cut. It was 3 hours long so I bought a ticket because I wanted 3 hours of air conditioning. I had no idea what a great movie I was stumbling into! It was about war and how horrific it is.
Going in neutral without expectations is the best way to enjoy a movie in my opinion, there’s a indie theatre near my home that mostly plays older classics from US and around the world. I’ve had my mind blown by movies that came out decades ago, good movies age very well
That’s an interesting way to discover that film. You must have gone on one hell of a ride that afternoon.
We just got it on DVD. It’s the “Redux” edition. 3 hours 22 mins. It’s the 6th longest movie in our collection behind LoTR extendeds, Beh-Hur, and Lawrence of Arabia.
I had the redux years ago. I’ve come around to the theatrical being the best though.
I dunno, his government tracks so far with what I remember of the film.
- Feeling of Endless Hell
- Waiting for it to be over
- Everyone dying or in pain, in some cases at the hands of their own stupidity
- Pretty much the only person who gets what they want is the one main character leading the thing
- Swamp
Every single character in that movie is a piece of shit. That one’s a vainglorious piece of shit.
What about them ? Jay “Chef” Hicks
Lance B. Johnson
Roxanne SarraultI asked the machine, here is what it said
Jay "Chef" Hicks Cowardice, instability, disloyalty, inability to cope with war. Lance B. Johnson Emotional detachment, negligence, descent into madness. Roxanne Sarrault Colonial arrogance, moral ambiguity, emotional manipulation.I have a hard time calling them pieces of shit for that. Seems normal to me to refuse to play the game of war and recognizing military duty as the infectious spook that it is.
I could believe it, but my pessimistic interpretation is that whoever made this meme has seen it and doesn’t think Kilgore is a monster.
Probably thinks Lt Col Kilgore is the protagonist.
He was killing all those filthy evil Communists. Only a tankie would suggest he wasn’t an epic super dude.
Trump can’t surf!
Great War movie by the way. That guy is a surfer fanatic and basically requested a famous surfer to surf in a hot zone. Dude was crazy just waking on beach with bullets landing around him.
Why is he trying so hard to fuck around and find out…
Insurrection is grounds to declare martial law, remove those in power, and halt elections. He has to push hard enough to force people to fight back.
This is simply not true. The constitution has no provisions for suspending elections.
There will be an activity called an election. It won’t be free, or fair, or allow everyone to vote. The simplest method would be restricting voting locations to those deemed ‘safe from insurrection’ aka counties that voted for Trump.
I wish more people would see it.
The right answer unfortunately…
Drag ‘em through the garden
Two comments, and I know this is now old news: it’s insane to see someone/somegroup get SO pissy for being hit with a soft, non-lethal projectile; and while I understand how he was likely carrying it, upon further review the clip above seems to show that this man is a sandwich-mancer and can summon subs from thin air.
I don’t normally like to use the AI summary of a search, but this one was funny: Force of rubber bullet vs sandwich
I’m glad they failed to indict him, and I hope he finds success in another place.
