Got a real Rockefeller vibe to him now, don’t he?

Welcome to Gravity Falls.

Maybe only marginally uplifting, but Japan began a love affair with axolotls several years ago and now they’re a common household pet here. I think it’s safe to say they’re not going to die off.

Everything was working out, then they had to take a nap.

“A task force”

I knew Daredevil Born Again was going to touch on some of the same issues, but holy crap it predicted the future.

How thin does that metal paneling have to be to wilt due to brief exposure to fire?

The Cybertruck makes vinyl home siding look more durable.

And the Zodiac Killer has been brought to justice.

Went on a walk today, took a beautiful picture of the clouds.

The plot of Pokemon is the kid bounding down the stairs the morning he turns 10 and announcing that he’s going to do all of those things and the mom is just like, “Fine. Please call sometimes.”

“Not Wednesday yet.”

Victory Day parade

Same fucking energy.

It’s white Jesus, so they accidentally travelled to present-day Las Vegas.

I have two modes; taking weeks to reply and sending a paragraph in response seconds after you hit send.

And now he’s the Mayor on Family Guy, after Adam West’s passing.

If you press F in Skifree, you can outrun the snow monster.

“Do you like piña coladas?”

If California just built Japanese homes using their methods and their materials, homes that are already multiple generations into being built from the ground up to withstand earthquakes, fires, and floods, it would severely curtail suburban destruction without doing anything else.

“But Japanese homes are designed to be torn down.”

The ramshackle construction during the bubble in the 1970s and 1980s were not built with longevity in mind, yes. Modern Japanese homes are very different and can easily last for generations.

In 30 years Japan is going to be nothing but a patchwork of pre-war and post-2000 construction.

The one and only.

Experience beats out credentials.