switches over to stored media

…again

CloudFlare went from the muscle of the internet to a liability.

By far, my least-favorite Florida Man.

Very poor choice of words.

*amid bubble knowledge

Frozen orange juice.

{lemmysilver}

If you did that much day drinking you’d think you were the greatest, too.

“I need an adblocker.”

“Because of all the dumb shit they shove in your face?”

“No, because I want to buy all the dumb shit they shove in my face!”

Well, it would be insensitive to get mad.

Yeah, lets stare at a blue screen for five hours because the screensaver coded in Electron crashed minutes after takeoff.

I wish I was that comfortable on the weekend.

How long have you been saving this one?

“You are just a bunch of nerves today.”

I’m a bunch of nerves everyday. We all are.

I dunno, some children are meeeeean!

That is a man who does not need to make his flight.

You wanna see a High Deer Area, visit Nara, Japan.

Bring snacks… or else.

Super Mario SunshineGalaxyOdyssey? Okay, I’m in.

(Better fucking see Mayor Pauline.)