Ouch.

It’s my elementary school gym teacher.

Oh look, animal abuse.

A nearby Ouiji board spells out: Y O U R T U R N

Neighbors: “ACAB!”

Dog: “Please, I’m retired.”

That has to be how Solo greeted Jabba at least once.

“Now that’s one big pile of shit!”

“You have a lot of nerve showing your face here, Solo!”

OJ Simpson

What’s “too hot” in this case?

Edit: the news link actually works and doesn’t assail me with popups. Here’s the salient part:

When these pans are heated above 260 degrees Celsius, their PTFE coating can begin to deteriorate. But the coating does not significantly degrade until temperatures reach 349C, Professor Jones says.

"So, unless your oil starts smoking, you’re not getting to that temperature and even then, you need continued exposure to see any effects, which are usually minor in humans.

“And that’s assuming you weren’t using an extractor fan or other form of ventilation while cooking.”

I always use a ventilator fan, so this is apparently not a problem for me beyond the non-stick coating wearing to the point where shit sticks and I have to buy a new one.

Why does it look like a hairless camel?

My fat ass deciding which flavor to get at Baskin Robbin’s.

Sounds like a keeper.

That feel when you learned where on the drive that image is and replaced it with Anime.

Those two are so cute together.

LOL! They’re not even pretending to be a news outlet anymore.

(Let’s see how many people miss the projecting by saying I’m missing the “joke”.)

“Every generation think they’re the ones who invented sex.” - Robert Heinlein

How to create 1984:

Step 1: Say that anything that prevents 1984 is 1984.

That fucking sucks, and I’m sorry to hear all that.

You didn’t say, but I got the distinct impression you live in Texas. Hope you find some place more acceptable to live and work soon.

because if you put a fedora on me I’d look like a professional 2010s r/atheism “quote maker”),

Definitely not something to be proud of. :P

To paraphrase Jeff Foxworthy’s bit about men losing their hair:

“You will never hear a competent business owner say ‘I hate trans!’ Because as long as you’re a good worker, we like you! And we’re not going to say anything that’ll make you get up and leave.”

Every single other voice assistant should absolutely say that in response to hearing “Hey, Siri.”

Americans: “Did the police use the Tulsa massacre as an excuse to murder black people?”

DOJ: “We’ll investigate it.”

Americans: “Well?”

DOJ: “Nope.”

Americans: “Are you sure?”

DOJ: “Sure.”

Americans: “Show us your findings.”

DOJ: “We can’t do that.”

Americans: “Are you hiding something?”

DOJ: “Nope.”

2025

DOJ: “Okay, yeah, the police used the Tulsa Massacre as an excuse to murder black people.”

Americans: “Do something about it!”

DOJ: “But that was 100 years ago, the damage is done.”