THE MAN IS A MENACE!

Why does everyone in that picture look like they’re standing in front of fun house mirrors?

(I know what the obvious answer is, it just caught me off guard.)

Son Jeff had drugs in his pocket when that photo was taken.

I love Lyman. He’s a normal guy against Jon’s creeping insanity.

“Oh no, the consequences of our own actions!”

Capitalism gore.

“This computer is hereby deconstituted.”

That sounds like a joke my late grandfather would make.

The otters came slowly, then they came quickly and in great numbers. The one Australian on the human team fell to the ground in a fetal position and started having emu flashbacks.

Stormfront without super powers.

I love how gnarly the underside of the bridge is. Everyone thinks they’re the exception.

What happened in Spain at the end of the 2010s? Did they accidentally build a nuclear reactor?

They’re waiting for you, Gengar, in the test chamberrrrrr.

That is the darkest part of The Matrix.

“We gave you paradise and you all threw a tantrum. So we made life hell and now you’re easy to deal with.”

And the longer I am alive, the more true that sentiment seems to be.

Harley Quinn. He’s also a character in the spinoff series Kite Man.

Imagine how much poo has piled up.

“I’d like to teach the world to swim,
Oh shit, was that a shark?”

Things that will make your voluntarily order a pineapple pizza.

I do not want to entertain the thought of Hannibal being a conservative. If he is, do not tell me. We already lost Murdock (which is a double whammy for me as a Trekkie).

Let’s hope five days really means five days.