”Sometimes you’re better off dead,
there’s a gun in your hand and it’s pointed at your head.
You think you’re mad, too unstable,
kicking in chairs and knocking down tables…”

The restaurant scene in Goodfellas, but it’s just a normal day at Olive Garden and nothing bad happens.

“How could you forget about something like a period?”

And then I’m taken completely by surprise every spring when I remember I have terrible allergies.

If you’re still online…

Me and my brother had a trio of gerbils. One of them died from depression. He was in the same cage as the others, he was treated with love like the others, he just stopped eating and died.

The other two didn’t give a single fuck.

Emergency? Nah, Northern Lights!

Angry & horny = Limp Bizkit

The Cranberries are way hornier than that.

This looks more like Tin Tin.

“Your foster parents are dead.”

Tingle will be played by Patton Oswalt.

Miyazaki is my favorite angry old man.

Osprey: “Be not afraid.”

After a three-episode-long flashback.

If you’re going to eat that many, just buy a sushi log.

Let’s check my balance first…

45 million won

…I don’t know what this means!

LOAD “JUMPMAN”,8,1

That’s why Taco Jesus invented soft tacos.

!oddlyspecific@lemmy.world