My husband has gorgeous, hair commercial locks and perfect skin.
My wife wants to know his secret so I can start using it
Victim of Communism
My husband has gorgeous, hair commercial locks and perfect skin.
My wife wants to know his secret so I can start using it


I don’t think those two conclusions track with each other
Curious to see if Elon makes it to a normal human life expectancy or goes out Steve Jobs style


Ketamine


over 4 million children are in the process of dying because of his actions cutting foreign aid.
They’re dying because we’ve ramped up arms exports to surrounding territories in the midst of a climate crisis.
The idea that countries like Sudan and Libya and Haiti need USAID is predicated on us ignoring why they’re impoverished and war torn to begin with


what if the CEO only made 100 million, and the employees each made 500K in salary?
The Raytheon Strategy.
Works great if you’re trying to bribe Nazi ex-pats into compliance while fighting a war of arms escalation.
Is that communism?
True Communism can only be achieved if we wipe all the current communists off the map, take their stuff, and impose “democracy” through an occupying military.


That wasn’t aimed at the billionaire. It was aimed at the billionaire’s monster, a misunderstood child-like creature abused into madness.


I hear that kid is a pedophile
After a 40 day trial
Me: resetting my system clock by 39 days
WinRar: “There’s no need to do that. You can just steal it.”
Me: “I’m not a thief”


Reading through the codebase to find where those dastardly .ml devs injected the Leftist Extremism.
The Two Genders


I haven’t ever worked at a company where Office was the preference,
I haven’t worked at an office where it wasn’t. And I’ve done years of consulting at Deloitte, so I’ve seen a few places.


Standard Lemmy.world jerk off session.


One Million Henry Cuellars To Defeat Donald Trump


Banning harmless things because a dictator doesn’t like them
What if they’re banning harmful things?
Sometimes I get the sense that people on this site are crypto-libertarians fully invested in Market Based Social Darwinism.


Okay, but wouldn’t an authoritarian government that prohibited the sale of weapons for genocide be just as bad as one that directly orchestrated the sales?
To quote a wise man:
There is absolutely no difference between good and bad things. You idiot. You imbicile.


but then Google Docs took them apart
Tapping the breaks on that one.
Google Docs is very lightweight, but it’s also very stripped down. Word remains the first choice in word processors for 90% of the market. It (and Excel) are a big reason offices haven’t seriously begun abandoning Microsoft.


Have all the code in the world
Create LLM for software development
Try to advertise it
Oops, no budget
Get acquired by Microsoft
Enshittification ensues
Everyone else loots your code repos
Microsoft tries to put your coding tool in everything
Coding tool injected into Excel
Into Word
Into Teams Chat
Nobody knows what this is even supposed to do anymore
Copilot now synonymous with Clippy
Yeah, can’t even begin to imagine how this happened.
Really intrusive to take the AI pee-test every six months. But that’s what it takes to maintain my security clearance, do whatchagonnado
I grow a pretty thick beard. Along with that comes a lot of face oil, which makes it soft and smooth.
When I’m shaved, I still generate all that oil, which makes me break out hellishly.
As a teen, I had acne all over my chin and cheeks that nothing seemed to work on.