Yes, but how is this clickbait?

I know you thought you sounded really smart when you wrote this, but it’s just completely nonsensical to normal people.

Found the asshole who doesn’t return their cart.

3.2 gen 2 pro max sonic & knuckles edition.

This is such a good idea, and good execution!

I got an emergency text from the AC food bank (which they have literally never done before in my 10 or so years of donating) stating that they were dipping unsustainably into their funding reserves just to feed all the federal employees that aren’t getting paid. That was a few weeks ago, before SNAP ended. The situation now must be even more dire.

Yesterday, the Democrats put forward a bill to fund SNAP and the republicans blocked it. Monsters.

It could just be the wind that was hanging out in the same spot as the rain. Wind can carry stuff reeeeeaaaaaally far.

one pane of glass

Correct me if I’m wrong, but does your day job involve working with a bunch of “microservices”?

Yea I’ve been hearing that one since 2003 with my original Prius. That battery lasted 23 years before it crapped out, and modern battery tech is waaaaay better than that thing. Also it wouldn’t have been that much money to refurbish the battery if it hadn’t been too smashed up to bother.

The first rule is use a fucking drop shadow when you put text over an image.

There are no provisions in the US constitution for cancelling elections during wartime. We didn’t even cancel them during our last civil war.

Uncritically parroting the lies of the fascists only gives their lies a sense of normalcy.

You do know he only switched to third party after losing the Democrat primary, right?

Oh my god if this is real I want to buy it.

I don’t think plate manufacturers have to tell you to do the dishes. Everything needs cleaning, how do people not know this?

Why the fuck would they solder the charging part to the main board? That’s just actively malicious.

Yea, the worst enemy of a charging battery is heat.

This isn’t Russia, in America they’re just outright bombing the houses of dissenting judges while their children are home.

You gotta install OpenWRT on the bottle to access that.

Just have the marketing department call them “Full Self Sticking” and then they literally can’t lose grip.

He was trying to say that he spent too much time in a media bubble disconnected from reality.