I had one with one of those Motorcycles with the long handles, apparently they aren’t part of the bike, but the dudes foot holding it up is.

Hey, don’t knock it till you try it!

Sorry, my bad.

Nah, I’m running AussieOS, they’re flipped.

Hahah my friends made fun of me for buying some cheap as fuck “smart” TV instead of an expensive LG one like them, my TV can barely run a web browser, no chance in hell that things spying on me.

Cheers! ill give that a burl when I get home, been bloody killing me today.

I’m trying to work out how to crack the park of my spine that’s in between my shoulder blades.

Nah man, I just think B:/run doom.exe

i can run doom at 120fps with full ray tracing and Dolby surround sound, you just gotta take my word on it.

I don’t know, I was just being a dick, but from what I could find on google there’s a room that’s covered in some white stuff. But it could just be Ectoplasm from a spooky ghost.

There’s a room covered in cum in the videogame Silent Hill…

Nope, not the real Maynard, the real one wouldn’t miss an opportunity to talk about his wine.

Man, Now I’m hungry and horny, Thanks Kelloggs, your anti masturbation cereal fails again.

Tell me about your wine.

BBL Drizzy

I’ll take the name Content Creator over Influencer any day.

when it starts to go I like to make a nice bread out of it, brings that flavour back.

Yeah, but I was never rich enough to buy coke like that.

Ahhh, now that’s a fine pun you got there.