But did he add powdered milk to it to get more milk per milk?
i broke my toe on sunday so this especially hurts. it was my fanciest one!
My lactose intolerance is giving me tummy aches just looking at this.
Wouldn’t it be just fat?
We call it butter
I like powdered butter on my powdered toast, man.
Basically, id imagine it would just be like regular butter, no water and all the milk solids that would normally be in the buttermilk
Ghee
Ghee has the milk solids removed, its essentially clarified butter.
He’s pretty clearly drinking 100% milk
It would, yes.
Yeah, he’s drinking butter.
No, fat isn’t milk.
Not with that attitude
look at op, likes to drink white water (it’s what us dairy folk call skim)
I don’t know what the big deal is. Just take 50 pints of 2% and mix them together.
Homeopathic milk.
Is that anything like Neanderthals, or is this more of a Denisova situation?
50 pints of 2% milk is the same as 2 pints of 50% milk by the power of percentage equivalence
So to get to 100% milk, we need 100 pints of 1% milk
Someone should tell Nile Red there’s absolutely no way he’d be able to condense 100 pints of 1% milk into a single pint of 100% milk.
Yeah, right! You just want us to become one of those math problem characters.
Chemical_cutthroat wants 50 pints of milk, but milk only comes in 4 Litre jugs. How many jugs must they buy to make 100% milk?
I’m gonna keep it a buck, I’m bad with math and I love milk, so really whatever you show up with is gonna get a passing grade.
The math checks out, but I’m not certain if the milk science checks out
do people really think it’s % of milk? it’s fat
That’s the joke, goober.
i’m not your goober, doofus >:[
you’re not? Where did I leave him :(
um aksully, when the milk is fat it’s called HEAVY cream to emphasize how overweight it is. 2% milk is called 2% milk because it’s 2% of the milk. The farmers are scamming you out of 98% of your milk. Whole milk is also a scam. You’d think it’s 100% milk, but nope. When they filter 100% milk into 2% milk, whatever leftover doesn’t go into the 2% hole becomes “Whole” milk. 1% milk is a rounding error from this system, and don’t even get me started on skim milk. They don’t even have milk in that milk.
For internet sarcasm reasons, this is a joke.
Oh fuck I thought it was “hole milk.”
You wish!
And don’t even get me started on hoe milk.
No but its funny to pretend otherwise
That’s exactly what my archenemy would say. Now prepare to meet your end
understandable, have great day
People think a LOT of things
I think my grandpa sticks his dick in the milk when nobody is home.
No way!
He does it when people are asleep, but technically they are present.
I’m allergic so I have no clue what the percentage is in relation to. Could be the chance of following our former prime minister and shitting myself in a maccas.
The scientist has created 100% milk. No ambiguity, just milk
This exists. It’s called ghee.
Ghee? As in ghee butter? That doesn’t sound like mad-scientist-developed 100% milk to me.
Checkmate. Glad we clarified that
Ghee was made as a means of preserving dairy fat solids that can persist even in hot and humid regions of India.
It’s 100% fat with all milk solids and moisture removed. For something as easily spoiled as a dairy product to be immune to heat and humidity that was developed before refrigeration existed, that’s pretty mad science to me.
The percentage listed on milk is the percentage of fat.
100% would be 100% fat – which is basically butter.
Butter is about 82% fat, at least in Europe.
Which is also good to just eat straight up.
Are you my cat?
The comic itself is making a play on words, and I am playing along with that play on words. I thought it was clear enough to declare the mad scientist thing.
What about condensed milk?
i assume you are referring to evaporated milk and not sweetened condensed milk
Wouldn’t it become 99% milk the moment it touches his saliva?
No, that’s the problem with making 100% milk that he solved: the milk transforms any liquid it touches into more 100% percent milk, so it is truly 100%.
Ah, milk-9.
Plan Milk from Outer Space
milkgoo
strange milk.
Also what happens when milk gets old.
It retires and goes on to live the rest of its life in Thailand.
Could have just bought Original Bulgarian Miak.
stuff is pretty powerful.
Would colostrum be 200% milk?
would that give me super powers?
Pure milk fat? Your super power will be explosive bowel movements.
Your bones will be indestructible. The rest of your body might be too frail to bear such power, though.
So it’ll turn each and everyone into Bruce Willises
Obviously: it’s made him bulletproof. Who knows what other powers he’ll have when he finishes chugging
Either that or diabetes.
Probably
Dio “reject my humanity” vibes.
