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  • Guilty? Nah. Valheim is one of my favorite games. My first adventure into the plains was ROUGH. I developed a burning hatred for those little green goblin bastards. I got stronger, then I came for their heads.

    Mobs in valheim have a low chance to drop a trophy. For most things, it’s a head. I currently have about 300 fuling (goblin) heads lining the walls of a shed. I have killed thousands and it brings me joy.


  • SkyezOpen@lemmy.worldtoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldbingo
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    12 days ago

    Forced is a bit of a cop out. Nobody is forced to take a masochist pawn, cut off their arms and legs, and rig them up with a joywire and psychic harmonizer. And nobody ever made hundreds of human skin hats out of necessity.

    Though I have on one occasion initiated a nuclear meltdown due to a particularly nasty infestation that caused a full evacuation. The full cataphract armored kill team I sent to reclaim the base got trashed but one managed to limp to the reactor and shut off the cooling.

    Oh and the one time I stored an antigrain warhead next to something electrical and a zzt blew the whole base to hell but that wasn’t on purpose.