

Getting punched in the throat while trying to wall thump somebody is peak physical comedy.
Getting punched in the throat while trying to wall thump somebody is peak physical comedy.
Talk to the one dude in the second town with a happy Pikachu. Ez. I think that’s it anyway.
The pawn might decide to stay a pawn and retire
I think there was a recent post on anarchychess about precisely this.
This is what the hell we need. I’m sure someone could use an LLM to make natural language processing easy. Until then, I’ll keep listening to music whenever I tell Google to turn the lights on.
It’s an elaborate proposal involving a play on words and luchador masks.
What about the top rope? I already put a deposit on the ring but I don’t want to ruin valentine’s day with a hospital visit.
No, because “mobility handicaps in general” includes wheelchairs, and I think we can all agree wheelchair users may have some difficulty accessing them.
Last I heard he was in solitary. Do we know if that’s changed?
Not the acronyms, more laws! To stop the people who are violating the constitution… Hey really quick which branch ensures the faithful execution of laws?
Why waste effort moving troops when you can just give weapons to an army that already ideologically wants to kill everyone in the Gaza strip?
My app never updated or sent me an alert when gates changed.
Reminds me of when their xitter hashtag got flooded with gay porn.
That’s why I added the bread bit so I wouldn’t actually have to forgive subway.
They’ll be forgiven when we finally get the goddamn community movie and they make their bread not shit.
Sometimes it’s important to the plot to let the viewer know about the cool refreshing taste of Pißwasser German lager.
Same. If I spend that much time on a game, I want to be holding Thunderfuck McStabn’slash, the legendary sword that explodes enemies I look at, rather than “oh cool I can now bash my head against a wall with a slightly different character.”
Like one of my first risk of rain runs went 2 hours and I’m like oh man I’m gonna unlock so much shit. I did not.
They did away with most of their staff and their prices went up over 100% over the last 5 years or so anyway. It’s corporate greed all the way down.
So wait, is this dumb bitch expecting us to believe these people are forgoing their entire retirement for a few months pay? Or does she expect us to believe that retiring them a few months early and saving one or two months pay (basically fucking pennies) is saving significant government money? I genuinely don’t know what else she could mean.
I guess that’s what they do though. Throw out useless anecdotes, say it’s a good thing, and let the user generate feelings based off it while having no idea what it actually means.