Jokes are supposed to be ridiculous, not expected.

Ground beef and gravy over mashed potatoes. Simple and delicious. Open a cam of beans and you got a meal. Alternatively, ground beef and teriyaki sauce over rice.

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Inb4 Nintendo sues them

How do you feel about Stalin?

They’re bleeding money! Tens of dollars per hour!

I love Bic but those particular ones have never done well for me.

Romanpilled

If you make your car fart on purpose, hopefully yes.

> get ye flask

I’m definitely not saying they have enough to convict. Hell, if half the stuff his lawyer claims is true, he’s as good as free. I’m just saying the idea that he’s a deliberate scapegoat picked by the police/fbi/whoever is absolutely stupid.

I’m not saying his arrest was clean, I’m saying it was definitely him and not someone else. Maybe they used illegal means to find him or whatever, but literally just finding a random guy to charge is braindead level thinking for reasons already mentioned.

Would be trivial to prove with security footage.

Poes law I guess. I’ve seen too many people legit conspiracy posting that Luigi is a scapegoat.

It’s the most insane cope I’ve ever seen and I don’t get it either. It’s an absolutely stupid theory for multiple reasons, mainly because all the “real” killer has to do is pop another CEO and suddenly the feds look very fucking stupid. Second, if Luigi really isn’t the guy, it is trivial to prove he wasn’t there. The shooter was tracked basically from the moment he set foot in new York, surely there would be some footage of Luigi literally anywhere else during that time.

I hear nowadays if you can’t tank a 5.56 to the chest by 8th grade they hold you back a year.

Neither. Trump doesn’t know or care that he exists.

I don’t even understand that logic. Use both. Even if one is significantly better than the other, they each have different weaknesses and can mitigate for each other.

The fact that cops act like they’re going to die from just barely touching the stuff

Alright, if you’re assuming the hostel guy isn’t Luigi, that’s a fair point. Now explain the rest. last bit. If it really wasn’t him, there will be plenty of evidence he was somewhere else.