exactly. The number of times I’ve had my buds but not my phone is embarrassing.

I was mostly intrigued with the idea of having the wireless bud case be the music player, which would mean carrying the headphones in their case would be the only thing I need to carry if I want music.

In retrospect, this is probably just a remote screen for the phone it’s connected to.

This is the first apple device I would willingly buy.

He’ll have a single car delivered this way, and there will be a Tesla robot in the driver’s seat being puppeted by someone in the back seat of a Tahoe driving behind the car (they couldn’t do actual remote because starlink doesn’t cover the delivery area).

They’ll then awkwardly film the whole thing, interview the overenthusiastic stooge they hired to “buy” the car, and fly the mission accomplished banner.

It’s not even words, it “thinks” in “word parts” called tokens.

Because you’re not getting an answer to a question, you’re getting characters selected to appear like they statistically belong together given the context.

Every shoe store I have ever been to, including thrift stores, had one of those foot measuring things.

ok well moving an object still requires energy, so you’re gonna need the increased metabolism perk. We’ll have to increase blood flow to the brain, oh and it’ll need to be increased in mass a lot…how do you feel about a tall head?

or return values for properties that don’t exist, and only get created on access!

I love python.

“On My Own In My Ass”

An anthology of AM talkshow highlights 1980-1999

Try 8. We’re getting closer to “a few weeks” now.

Already have Skinsuit Shitbag, already have.

mathematicians.

Yeah, that’s about the level of ordinance I’m talking about, just aim that gun-foot at the other gun-foot and you’ve got the right picture 😆

There’s a joke about chaps in here I’m not deviant enough to discover.

I was once on a team that would filter out staging-only bugs in bug triage meetings. The team would only ever fix a bug if it was found in production. It was exactly as foot-gun as it sounds.