There’s a joke about chaps in here I’m not deviant enough to discover.

I was once on a team that would filter out staging-only bugs in bug triage meetings. The team would only ever fix a bug if it was found in production. It was exactly as foot-gun as it sounds.

🤞🏽

Managers when a tester does this in a planning meeting, asking for more time to write better teats: 😠

Managers when a staff level engineer does this in a post-fuckup root cause analysis meeting telling everyone what went wrong: 🤤

Managers when the tester points out it wouldn’t have happened if tests for it had gotten written:

Fair point. They’ve always defaulted to Shumering because shutting down the government causes a lot of pain for people dependent on public services, but with the idiots in charge already dismantling everything, there’s zero reason not to, most of the people dependent on the government are already getting fucked DOGEy style anyway.

I buried these feelings beneath metric tons of Star Trek memes, how dare you resurface them.

Happiest Ghibli Movie:

Mom’s going to die and Dad doesn’t know what the fuck he’s doing half the time. A giant monster lives in the ghost tree behind your ash-haunted house.

Bonus: You may have killed your little sister when you left her in the dust crying because her toddler legs couldn’t keep up with you.

Uh, they put sublime under happy because it’s Ska-like. I don’t think whoever made this chart ever listened to any of the words.

What I got is arguably their happiest song, and it’s painfully obvious it’s a depressed person reminding himself that life can be enjoyed, is worth living, even when everything is shit.

I’ll admit, I was fooled by the lack of a husk, but yes, I see it now.

Madoff died in a jail cell, that’s gotta count for something.

Are you suggesting 1-up mushrooms migrate?

I appreciate Typescript for addressing the sins of its predecessor.

And some of those choices are mistakes.

I was going to say the first thing we’d recognize as a computer didn’t get built until over a decade after SSN’s were established.

yeah it might be specific to the app they built for Roku.

Onn is just Walmart Roku, they will absolutely slather it in ads as soon as they figure out how. +1 on Nvidia shield.

FWIW Roku doesn’t make the apps. That’s on Max. The Paramount app is trash too, resume doesn’t work.

WE ARE WORKING DILIGENTLY TO UNFUCK THIS DOG THAT WE FUCKED TO DEATH.