I’m pretty sure this article is a paradox.

thinkpads have legendary water resistance.

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Even lawyers aren’t this shitty. That was Allan Jones, a small town debt collector.

Have you noticed it’s the ones that should know better? The ones most representative of the kinds of people these shit bags ALWAYS shit on? The women and minorities. I don’t understand how someone could be either of those two categories and still think they’re safe with these people.

Oh, you mean the ol’grizzlestick?

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but I say lol irl

Tell him he’s getting a promotion

The classics are always relevant

The dude is 9001% deadly sins by volume. He’s like a TARDIS on the inside, but it’s all storage space for evil.

That is excellent information, thank you!

(explanation: satanists are generally chill, and he looks like Kane 🤣)

That’s crystal diet coke.

He should move into the hole.

The cat butthole floating in her fishfood is the anthropic logo

https://youtu.be/5d7ZgFEIZmo

The line to get punch is too long

You’re arguing with a straw pigeon. There’s no logic to convince that person. You could put them in a time machine and walk them through the evolution of life and they still wouldn’t change their mind.

In Europe they say “point five past noon” and “point two five to midnight”

The danger comes from the distilling, which concentrates the miniscule methanol to dangerous levels. When I learned distilling, I was taught to throw away the first half cup or so to reduce methanol. In reality, methanol has a lower boiling point than ethanol, so you get mostly methanol in that first few shots due to the still warming up, but overall it’s negligible. In a well controlled environment, it’s technically possible to separate the two via this fractional distillation, but it’s not something those early moonshiners really knew about.

In summary, I see home distillation in the same light as picking wild mushrooms: you really have to know what you’re doing. As always, regulation and education is the answer here.