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Moths > Murder

Yeah, but also one of them is helpful and the other is the exact opposite. If the choices are AI therapist or no therapist, you are still better off with no therapist.

“LiDAR is lame!”

Not even inanimate objects are safe from his projection.

Haven’t been in a while, but these were 2 for $3.50 pretty recently around me. The thing is, they are small and you wouldn’t think it could fill you up, but whatever chemicals they add to these things makes just 1 small burger feel like you overate. Eating what, for me, is like 3 bites of food should not make you feel that way. It’s unnatural and you can feel the unhealthiness. 🤣

Gimme the big-ass burrito made by the little old Mexican lady in a truck around a construction job site. It’ll cost the same, but taste better and not make me feel like I’m gonna die.

Radical Buddhists

Now, I am not going to disagree here because I don’t know a lot about it, but the only radical Buddhist I ever heard about was a dude who set himself on fire to protest the Vietnamese government oppressing Buddhists in the 60s and monks in China fighting against tyranical rulers that would have exterminated them. Have any radical Buddhists ever hurt others for not believing in their system of faith?

Seems like it’s from the 50s or 60s; but this was the 90s!

(Though… Shit. I am still old enough to be a grandpa 😩)

I remember growing up, being able to go to McDonald’s on Sunday or Wednesday and get like a whole big bag of burgers/cheeseburgers with $5 because they were 29-39 cents each.

Didn’t the University of Florida figure this out in the 60s and why Gatorade exists?

Not only does it quench your thirst better, it tastes better, too, idiot!

Why the hell was the guilty party just storing the bodies in the first place? Did they not have the means to actually cremate them or were they doing something weirder? 😨

Ah man. I wasn’t making a suggestion when I said I was surprised the food aid wasn’t being poisoned. 😮‍💨

Bally, like the pinball table company? They had a computer? :O

I wonder how well it could simulate pinball… 🤔

That’s the flappy part!

“You got some chocolate on your face.”

“Chocolate? This is doodoo, baby!”

Unless they had, like, blue raspberry you don’t really need artificial dyes in jams, jellies, or preserves unless you’re adding a bunch of extra bullshit that overtakes the fruit’s natural color beyond the sugar and pectin.

Too much and they can start using biological warfare.

“Hot commie summer salami” sounds like an excellent gay porn.

Oh fuck, that can actually happen? 😨

The food is also going to be shit like bugs or lab-made pink paste. Possibly made with bugs.

When your cartoon dog tries chasing the cartoon cat through a small opening and just pancakes against the wall so you need to blow air into him to pop him back into shape.

I would have probably done it in my high school programming class to be funny and also fuck with my teacher, because they were an asshole.