“Nope. I don’t gamble.”

“I bet I can get you to gamble by the end of the day.”

“You’re on!”

“Oh man… I don’t know how I’ll do it, but you are going down buddy!”

Marble Bust with a burrito lust?

Thats not how maritime law works… Flotsam belongs to whomever finds it first.

All 4 are left feet.

Everyone in the server is pissed.

“How is this dude pausing Fortnite? Hacker!”

This doesn’t affect me because my junk is public property.

Gonna start calling Civilian 7 “Rubber Johnny.”

creator adds AI-generated code

Eww.

Corange Juice.

This is beyond stupid. Not least of which is because all dogs are already basicslly austistic toddlers when they’re perfectly healthy.

We finished the beans, now we’re onto the cornbread.

Spur of the moment anal sex is shitty. It takes preperation. Sometimes Preperation H.

It’s a giant hamster wheel connected to a generator I run in 😃

Go to the gym to jerk it and have a nap. 😌

What if I have a really good UPS with like a whole day’s worth of juice?

Either one; but just the part about stopping it when the popping slows. The time the microwave bags tell you to cook is based on a certain wattage and assumes you don’t have a sensor; but they also mention when to stop the microwave as general rule of thumb that doesn’t change if your microwave is more or less powerful.

Like, if the bag says 3 minutes and you just let it go the whole time, you only followed half the instructions, ya know?

God is Sonic the Hedgehog.

But see, that would require reading the article and not just the headline.

Imma start posting nothing but news here to troll because then they would also be true shitposts.