• AnitaAmandaHuginskis@lemmy.world
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    Curing cancer? Nooo

    Protecting children from gun shots? Nooo

    Making sure children are educated and fed? Nooo

    Let’s build a fucking ball room and create a Jesus chat bot – YES

    I cannot believe that this is the future we were waiting for.

  • SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world
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    Hastening the coming? He needs to reread the bible then.

    “But of that day and hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels of heaven, but my Father only.” - Matthew 24:36

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    Having to reach waaay back into the memories of my Christian upbringing here, but I seem to recall that God doesn’t like people who try to game the system

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    And I didn’t think I could loathe religion, and those weak willed enough to need it, more. Thanks Patrick, you superstitious cunt!

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    I think I understand skynet now. It must have been a Christian AI and decided it would bring upon the rapture, and no one was worthy.

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    Christian fundamentalists in charge of finding new exciting ways to kill themselves and take everyone else with them in the process.

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    Breaking: Lightning flashes, thunderous boom. Jesus Christ appears upon a obelisk in the center of the reflecting pool in DC.

    And I say unto you: FUCKING HELL, CAN YOU ALL JUST STOP RUINING THE WORLD AND EACHOTHER, JUST FUCKING STOP IT WITH THE MONEY AND FUCKING OVER THE POOR. EVERYONE DESERVES FOOD AND COMFORT AND STOP TRYING TO SPEND ALL THE NATURAL RESOURCES ON GET RICH QUICK AI BULLSHIT, I CAN’T BELIEVE I HAD TO COME DOWN HERE TO STOP YOU ASSHOLES.

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      Did you guys see that AI generated drone show in the sky? Those libtards must be getting super afraid to stoop that low. Hey! Jon! Did you make sure the food bank in that black neighborhood had their deliveries diverted to the dump?