

I’d like to take this opportunity to point out that I am NOT celebrating CK’s death and to make sure you all understand this story is really about me and how I claimed the moral high ground before anyone else even thought of doing it.
I’m really surprised I haven’t been called for an interview. Surely the Nobel folks will be ringing my phone very, very soon.
They are intentionally making websites frustrating so we’ll use their stupid proprietary apps instead.