Would colostrum be 200% milk?
Wouldn’t it become 99% milk the moment it touches his saliva?
No, that’s the problem with making 100% milk that he solved: the milk transforms any liquid it touches into more 100% percent milk, so it is truly 100%.
Ah, milk-9.
milkgoo
strange milk.
This exists. It’s called ghee.
Ghee? As in ghee butter? That doesn’t sound like mad-scientist-developed 100% milk to me.
Checkmate. Glad we clarified that
The percentage listed on milk is the percentage of fat.
100% would be 100% fat – which is basically butter.
I don’t know what the big deal is. Just take 50 pints of 2% and mix them together.
Homeopathic milk.
50 pints of 2% milk is the same as 2 pints of 50% milk by the power of percentage equivalence
So to get to 100% milk, we need 100 pints of 1% milk
Yeah, right! You just want us to become one of those math problem characters.
Chemical_cutthroat wants 50 pints of milk, but milk only comes in 4 Litre jugs. How many jugs must they buy to make 100% milk?
I’m gonna keep it a buck, I’m bad with math and I love milk, so really whatever you show up with is gonna get a passing grade.
The math checks out, but I’m not certain if the milk science checks out
Wouldn’t it be just fat?
He’s pretty clearly drinking 100% milk
Yeah, he’s drinking butter.
No, fat isn’t milk.
Not with that attitude
do people really think it’s % of milk? it’s fat
um aksully, when the milk is fat it’s called HEAVY cream to emphasize how overweight it is. 2% milk is called 2% milk because it’s 2% of the milk. The farmers are scamming you out of 98% of your milk. Whole milk is also a scam. You’d think it’s 100% milk, but nope. When they filter 100% milk into 2% milk, whatever leftover doesn’t go into the 2% hole becomes “Whole” milk. 1% milk is a rounding error from this system, and don’t even get me started on skim milk. They don’t even have milk in that milk.
For internet sarcasm reasons, this is a joke.
Oh fuck I thought it was “hole milk.”
No but its funny to pretend otherwise
understandable, have great day
I’m allergic so I have no clue what the percentage is in relation to. Could be the chance of following our former prime minister and shitting myself in a maccas.
The scientist has created 100% milk. No ambiguity, just milk
People think a LOT of things
I think my grandpa sticks his dick in the milk when nobody is home.
would that give me super powers?
Pure milk fat? Your super power will be explosive bowel movements.
Your bones will be indestructible. The rest of your body might be too frail to bear such power, though.
So it’ll turn each and everyone into Bruce Willises
Either that or diabetes.
Obviously: it’s made him bulletproof. Who knows what other powers he’ll have when he finishes chugging
Probably
Dio “reject my humanity” vibes.
