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The horrifying moment is when the file name ends in “…_part1.mp4”

The game is called Tomb Raider, after all

…and those who didn’t expect this joke to be in ternary

Wabbajack. Wabbajack. Wabbajack.

You guys get paper?

This is your body, broken for me

Dissociating Banana

Mammalians Nurturable got an extension last quarter, it seems

My work laptop has 2 USB-C charger ports, which I hadn’t noticed until recently

That’s how a lot of traditions begin. Some of them might have had a good reason behind them, some just got started and spread on a whim

Who ionized crabs in the first place? Did they consent to ionizing?

As a guy, I trim my toenails when my socks feel too small.

Or if it’s summertime and I need to go outside in sandals or something. Wouldn’t want to scratch anyone on accident.

Ranked competitive mode

Always a relevant xkcd

Yes

What would be the opposite of the rule of thumb called? The rule of pinky toe? It kinda makes sense because it’s like smashing your pinky toe against a solid surface in the dark

That’s lucky, I just gave away last of mine

And they tend to fracture and rejoin seemingly at random, but with certain regularity

So that’s why Sith were considered evil