All seasons suck.
said by someone who has never experienced a real winter
A dry -1f is warmer than a moist 20F
Like I keep telling my fiance when she complains about the air conditioning: I can only take off so many clothes.
Excuse me but I can only put so many clothes on. and scientifically, one more jumper doesn’t equal one more warm.
Winter hot tubbing is the best.
I can’t wait until my wife and I reach the: it’s time for a hot tub age. We’re not quite there yet, but winter offers us a lot of cold for the joy when it arrives.
I genuinely feel like people who say they love 85+ degree (F) weather belong in an institution. I have met some of these people.
I am one of these people. I feel like I’m only truly warm for a few days out of the year (I live in the UK…). The heatwaves we had this year, whilst environmentally devastating/concerning, at least warmed my core for a good few weeks.
Hi! I‘m one of them. Though 85F (30°C) is not that much, that’s barely enough to cool down in the pool. I also like 110 degree (42°C) showers. Also, my idle body temp is only about 96F (35,5°C)
Seems like there’s some correlation with your average Florida Man and many of them seem to belong in an institution too.
envious tropical noises
How do you know someone prefers Winter over Summer? Don’t worry, they’ll tell you.
you fuckin’ got me there
I just live in Texas. That’s all it takes.
I am a hot weather enjoyer, I like it because I can use flipflops and have cold drinks, and I hate how people who live in the desert (like me) have the guts to say “holy f_ck, what a hot weather we have, huh”. Dude, you live in a fucking oven, and it’s turned on, it’s like say that the water does get things wet.
Hate Summer because heat
Hate Winter because cold and depressing ( IDGAF about people moaning that heat is depressing, in Winter everything is depressing since snow went extinct )
Gimmie warm late Spring all the day tho. Maybe with water warm like at the end of summer. Perfect mix.
Winter is better because you can always add more layers.
You can only remove so many in the summer before the police get called.
In stereotypical winter you can’t add enough layers since if you do add layers so your face doesn’t hurt you get accosted by the police because going to public places in a balaclava hasn’t been legal since the late 50s.
In winter as it actually happens you need fewer layers but they need to be waterproof because winter means rain at +2 °C.
i wear a balaclava on my bike all the time. the trick is not getting it in grey or black. mine are pastel.
Eh if you grew up with the stereotypical winter, you enjoy how your face feels
This is only true in some locations. Most parts of (populated) SoCal don’t even reach freezing temperatures in the Winter.
Walk around in a hot day -1hp -1hp -1hp
Enter car during a hot day -2hp -2hp -2hp
ackshually cold air increases HP because it’s denser, allowing for more combustion, didn’t YoU kNoW
I’ve always heard this. Helped with pit on a friend’s dad’s drag car when I was a kid. It makes sense, but I’ve never looked into how large of an effect it actually is.
Nah fuck that winter sucks ever since global warming took all our snow and left us with rain.
yeah, and made the summer even hotter
Except our summer this year has been so fucking cold I literally got sick for the first time in like 3 years. We had like max 2 weeks of summer weather and the rest was rain with temps around 15°C
so fucking cold I literally got sick
Low temperatures don’t make you sick
No but sitting outside for 6 hours in 15 degree weather in only shorts and a t-shirt without the sun showing once through the clouds does fuck you up enough to get sick for a week.
How? That sounds like the perfect temperature, not too hot or cold.
Yes except it was supposed to be warmer that day and sunny. I only had shorts and a tshirt on and got sick because not only was it about 5-10 degrees colder than it should have been, it was also quite windy.
Where do you live I’m in the Middle East, so I’m going to be biased
I live in the alpine part of Slovenia
Makes sense
What makes sense lol?
You in an alpine part even in the Middle East I went to an alpine part, and it was cold in summer
i used to enjoy both summer and winter. now im an autumn enjoyer (+ that one day of snow we get during winter)
Winter because I can wear oversized hoodies and hide from the world :3
Summer because I can wear short shorts and long tops.
Nuclear winter because I can wear the bones of my enemies
Global warming summer because I can wear cheap plastic
How do you feel about patrolling the Mojave?
Multiple layers of shirts and hoodies, wool tights under pants and an extra pair of socks!
Summer better because it’s not depressing
It’s only hard to feel depressed because the sweltering heat makes thinking harder.
Nah, summer is super depressing. All I have the energy for is to lie under a fan and slowly melt into a puddle of listless, sweaty sadness and long for death. In the winter, I’ve actually got the energy to get up and get shit done, build a snowman, frolic. Less sun is less headache too, so bonus points for it being dark all the time.
I guess it helps I live at a higher latitude where summer isn’t as hot (although it’s getting hotter every year)
